Finding out your ex of 2.5 years who never wanted to have sex with you...fucked your best friend.
Priceless.
Eh, it all boils down to "doesn't fucking matter" like 10 years after the fact, but still stings a little.
On the snake front, I got a pair of anerythristic Kenyan sand boas today. Pretty sweet.
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_4VXrkZe4WmU/TIjN9YisjvI/AAAAAAAAIrg/si7pXi0C7uE/s400/Anerythristic+Kenyan+Sand+Boa.jpg