hemightbegiant

I need a new fucking job. Seriously.

My boss literally just prank called me...aka called up talking a stupid fucking weird accent asking if we have jacuzzi rooms, and I said no...so he asked if we had someone who could blow bubbles in the bath tub.
When people are fucking stupid on the other end of the phone, like obviously prank calling, I just hang up.
I get a lot of fucking retarded prank calls...so I hung up...and he called me back and bitched me out for "not being patient."
I have zero fucking patience for prank calls. It's not funny. It's not cool. It's a waste of my fucking time...and now i have to get bitched at for not tolerating prank calls?

Fuck the fuck off you fucking pathetic loser. Get a fucking life.

Fucking hell man. You're 52 years old and you have nothing better to do at 1am than prank call your employees and give them shit for being pissed off at a prank fucking call?
Really fucking professional.

His defense?
"Gary doesn't get a lot of prank calls."
Gary doesn't work the fucking weekends jackass.

-Me