just because i never do these things
1. How tall are you barefoot?
5'9.5"
2. Have you ever smoked heroin?
no
3. Do you own a gun?
no, I love guns but I be too tempted to use them.
4. Rehab?
is for quitters!
5. Do you get nervous before "meeting the parents"?
yes.
6. What do you think of hot dogs?
I love a good wiener
especially on the grill or frankensteined on my hot-dogger
7. What's your favorite Christmas song?
david bowie & bing crosby "little drummer boy"
8. What do you prefer to drink in the morning?
hot tea
9. Do you do push-ups?
no
10. Have you ever done ecstacy?
not yet
11. Are you vegan?
Billy: Mr. McClure, I have a crazy friend who says it's wrong to eat meat. Is he crazy?
Troy McClure: No Billy, just ignorant
12. Do you like painkillers?
yes please
13. What is your secret weapon to lure in the opposite sex?
"does this smell like chloroform?"
14. Do you own a knife?
about 30
15. Do you have A.D.D.?
what was the question?
16. Date Of Birth?
08/22/73
17. Top 3 thoughts at this exact moment:
1) court tv is addictive and makes me despise humanity, which is also addictive
2) my cat is insane
3) i am kind of hungry
18. Name the last 3 things you have bought:
1) beer
2) jager shots
3) beer
19. Name five drinks you regularly drink:
1) water
2) diet cherry vanilla dr. pepper
3) beer
4) capt & diet
5) jagermeister
20. What time did you wake up today?
2pm
21.Current hair?
down, messy
22. Current worry?
I need a jorb
23. Current hate?
stupid people
24. Favorite place to be?
in bed
25. Least favorite place to be?
at work
26. Where would you like to go?
hell, hawaii, the carribean, england, germany, amsterdamn, prague, romania, russia, egypt, austrailia, new zealand, china, japan pretty much everywhere.
27. Do you own slippers?
yes i always forget to wear them though, i also have a pair of guest slippers
28. Where do you think you'll be in 10 yrs?
who knows
29. Do you burn or tan?
burn baby burn
30. Last thing you ate?
chicken nuggets
31. Would you be a pirate?
I AM THE PIRATE KING!
32. Last time you had an alcoholic drink?
4am-ish
33. What songs do you sing in the shower?
stupid songs to my cat who lurks on the other side of the curtain
34. What did you fear was going to get you at night as a child?
vampires
35. What's in your pockets right now:
who are you, fucking bilbo baggins?
i don't have any pockets atm
36. Last thing that made you laugh?
probably something someone said last night at 4am
37. Best bed sheets you had as a child?
empire strikes back
38. Worst injury you've ever had?
fell down the stairs in 3rd grade and cracked my head open. Yeah that might explain some things
40. How many TVs do you have in your house?
3. i need one more to hit every floor
41. Who is your loudest friend?
proportionatly I'd have to say jodi
42. Who is your most silent friend?
they all have their moments
43. Does someone have a crush on you?
i doubt it
45. What is your favorite book?
robert anton wilson's interconnected illuminatus works all dozen books or so.
46. What is your favorite candy?
candy mayhem of course
47. What songs do/did you want played at your wedding?
ac/dc: for those about to rock
48. What song do you want played at your funeral?
the doors: the end
49. What were you doing 12AM last night?
jager shots @ fast/cheap
50. Do you love the pain a tattoo brings?
I like the numbing feeling right after it's done
1. How tall are you barefoot?
5'9.5"
2. Have you ever smoked heroin?
no
3. Do you own a gun?
no, I love guns but I be too tempted to use them.
4. Rehab?
is for quitters!
5. Do you get nervous before "meeting the parents"?
yes.
6. What do you think of hot dogs?
I love a good wiener
especially on the grill or frankensteined on my hot-dogger
7. What's your favorite Christmas song?
david bowie & bing crosby "little drummer boy"
8. What do you prefer to drink in the morning?
hot tea
9. Do you do push-ups?
no
10. Have you ever done ecstacy?
not yet
11. Are you vegan?
Billy: Mr. McClure, I have a crazy friend who says it's wrong to eat meat. Is he crazy?
Troy McClure: No Billy, just ignorant
12. Do you like painkillers?
yes please
13. What is your secret weapon to lure in the opposite sex?
"does this smell like chloroform?"
14. Do you own a knife?
about 30
15. Do you have A.D.D.?
what was the question?
16. Date Of Birth?
08/22/73
17. Top 3 thoughts at this exact moment:
1) court tv is addictive and makes me despise humanity, which is also addictive
2) my cat is insane
3) i am kind of hungry
18. Name the last 3 things you have bought:
1) beer
2) jager shots
3) beer
19. Name five drinks you regularly drink:
1) water
2) diet cherry vanilla dr. pepper
3) beer
4) capt & diet
5) jagermeister
20. What time did you wake up today?
2pm
21.Current hair?
down, messy
22. Current worry?
I need a jorb
23. Current hate?
stupid people
24. Favorite place to be?
in bed
25. Least favorite place to be?
at work
26. Where would you like to go?
hell, hawaii, the carribean, england, germany, amsterdamn, prague, romania, russia, egypt, austrailia, new zealand, china, japan pretty much everywhere.
27. Do you own slippers?
yes i always forget to wear them though, i also have a pair of guest slippers
28. Where do you think you'll be in 10 yrs?
who knows
29. Do you burn or tan?
burn baby burn
30. Last thing you ate?
chicken nuggets
31. Would you be a pirate?
I AM THE PIRATE KING!
32. Last time you had an alcoholic drink?
4am-ish
33. What songs do you sing in the shower?
stupid songs to my cat who lurks on the other side of the curtain
34. What did you fear was going to get you at night as a child?
vampires
35. What's in your pockets right now:
who are you, fucking bilbo baggins?
i don't have any pockets atm
36. Last thing that made you laugh?
probably something someone said last night at 4am
37. Best bed sheets you had as a child?
empire strikes back
38. Worst injury you've ever had?
fell down the stairs in 3rd grade and cracked my head open. Yeah that might explain some things
40. How many TVs do you have in your house?
3. i need one more to hit every floor
41. Who is your loudest friend?
proportionatly I'd have to say jodi
42. Who is your most silent friend?
they all have their moments
43. Does someone have a crush on you?
i doubt it
45. What is your favorite book?
robert anton wilson's interconnected illuminatus works all dozen books or so.
46. What is your favorite candy?
candy mayhem of course
47. What songs do/did you want played at your wedding?
ac/dc: for those about to rock
48. What song do you want played at your funeral?
the doors: the end
49. What were you doing 12AM last night?
jager shots @ fast/cheap
50. Do you love the pain a tattoo brings?
I like the numbing feeling right after it's done