While having some crazy baboon sex this afternoon I suggest we go to the bathroom and fuck on the sink. (Its fun and you all should try it if you havent already.) I told him to fuck me harder and suddenly I feel a shift. Im like thinking 'wow he is really rocking my world' and then we heard a 'creeeeek.' Then we realize that we just cracked the fucking sink. ok ok we actually broke a huge chunk off of it. Moral of the story: rough sex that can destroy ceramic sinks rocks.


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