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Tuesday May 15, 2012

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conversations and events from last night at work....

"Read any health magazine, you should poop at least 3 times a day." - co-worker of mine.

hot blonde sheriff walks into the store "Damn....she can frisk me anytime she wants!" - thought in my head

sound of a pop. "What was that?" "The can of biscuit dough just exploded over there." "Really? where did the lid go?"

and how was your night?
mydogfarted:
One of my favorite work conversations was at my last job. I tend to be the guy who's just one of the girls. My two work buddies got pregnant around the same time. One day the three of us are in one of the offices, when the women start discussing how hard it was to keep their lady bits groomed when they were in the later stages of pregnancy. Eventually it devolved to talking about how one of the women's husband had to basically go at her with a weed whacker and a hedge clipper. We had tears in our eyes from laughing so hard.
May 15, 2012
selene:
Your co-worker was wrong, for the record. tongue At least your night sounded slightly amusing. smile
May 15, 2012

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