I need a very devious man to play with. Right now.
MY PRIVATE PART DIED TODAY
An old man, Mr. Wallace, was living the last of his life in a nursing home.
One day he appeared to be very sad and depressed.
Nurse Tracy asked if there was anything wrong.
"Yes, Nurse Tracy," said Mr. Wallace, "My Private Part died today, and I am very sad."
Knowing her patients were forgetful and sometimes a little crazy,...
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An old man, Mr. Wallace, was living the last of his life in a nursing home.
One day he appeared to be very sad and depressed.
Nurse Tracy asked if there was anything wrong.
"Yes, Nurse Tracy," said Mr. Wallace, "My Private Part died today, and I am very sad."
Knowing her patients were forgetful and sometimes a little crazy,...
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I'm moving to Vancouver as soon as I can but I'm feeling quite impatient about it right now. I want to go. I want to do. I want to get on with it.
elgrandragon:
cool, let me know when you are here and let's party!!!
Ooops! Forgot to say that I'm back +o)
My account might go grey before I've been able to put some cash on the ol' credit card. Don't fret, though, I'll be back asap. Give me a week or so. +o)
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synnove:
oh my gad. i have never seen that! i'm going to have to order it 
thanks for the link!
thanks for the link!
_tab:
Someone else already snatched up the miniscarf you said you wanted, but I can make another one if you still want, just let me know. 
I can't get enough of that new Alicia Keys tune No One. And she looks so damned good in the video, too, eh?
Anywho, it's been a while since the last journal. Thought I'd drop a note and say, no, I haven't died. Things are okay. Money's tight, but not rediculously so. I'm dying to see Into The Wild. The ever awesome Eddie Vedder did...
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Anywho, it's been a while since the last journal. Thought I'd drop a note and say, no, I haven't died. Things are okay. Money's tight, but not rediculously so. I'm dying to see Into The Wild. The ever awesome Eddie Vedder did...
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dogslife:
She's a brave little soldier!
jocelynn:
Come get your party on with SGBC! Annual SGBC Holiday Party!
I'm slowly healing. Thanks to those of you who left comments of condolence.
I've been distracting myself with books. I had been reading "Widow of the South" before Sophie died, and I was finally able to finish it the other day. Now I'm reading Mom's new little book, "Wrapped Up In Crosswords." It's cute. After that I'm going to be reading "The Green Book."
I've...
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I've been distracting myself with books. I had been reading "Widow of the South" before Sophie died, and I was finally able to finish it the other day. Now I'm reading Mom's new little book, "Wrapped Up In Crosswords." It's cute. After that I'm going to be reading "The Green Book."
I've...
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dogslife:
Methadone : smack :: goodreads : librarything
Sophie was hit by a car and died yesterday. All I want to do is hold her again. I feel so empty, but I have to be there for Peanut who loved her, too.
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sureality:
hey!
evanx:
Very sad. 
Thanks for asking about Jack, he's better at long last. The vet bill was about $900!!