hellcatjustine

Let's see, dog messes, nausea, lack of energy, starving and can't eat...

But I do believe this is the highlight of my day:

Thanks for sending your resume. After careful review of information on all candidates, the selection committee has chosen someone whose qualifications more closely match the job description.

I'll keep yours on file here, though.


I think I just want to shoot myself.

Or swallow some drain cleaner, but with my luck, I'd just throw it up.