I like how we deliver our style of freedom to the world.
*info-mercial*
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"American Freedom version 2.0 is all about 'second chances' (chances do not apply to those black, gay, from the middle east or peoples who look middle-eastern. sorry mexicans!)
Hell! Even our president has a criminal record."
"American Freedom version 2.0 comes with conservatives who butt-fuck every cent out of your natural resourses, and as an added bonus! Liberals who will pretend to care!"
"Yes, American Freedom version 2.0, coming to a government near you. So take of the bee-keeper suit and walk, don't run (running is a tell tale sign of your affilliation to known or un-known terrorists) to American Freedom version 2.0. Just try and stop us."
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*info-mercial*
"American Freedom version 2.0, bringing about democracy at the point of a gun. lube or no lube your fucked."
"American Freedom version 2.0 is all about 'second chances' (chances do not apply to those black, gay, from the middle east or peoples who look middle-eastern. sorry mexicans!)
Hell! Even our president has a criminal record."
"American Freedom version 2.0 comes with conservatives who butt-fuck every cent out of your natural resourses, and as an added bonus! Liberals who will pretend to care!"

"Yes, American Freedom version 2.0, coming to a government near you. So take of the bee-keeper suit and walk, don't run (running is a tell tale sign of your affilliation to known or un-known terrorists) to American Freedom version 2.0. Just try and stop us."
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b57913:
lube or no lube you're fucked
