Friday Night, Saturday Morning...
Time has come again to say goodbye to another friend. Troy the coked up, mercenary cook is moving to Las Vegas. So of course there needed to be much pomp and jubilation. This came in the form of a case of PBR and a trip to the strip club.
Bridget the Midget was the guest star at Anthony's Showplace, of course we went. Troy has a certain infatuation with midgets. He says that one day he will own one, for some reason i don't think he's joking.
I was crushing on a stripper named "Asia" (i think you'd like her Morgan...)all night and when it was time for Bridget to get on stage it was kind of a let down. She was dressed in some kind of little girls play dress, all frilly and shit. The bad part was she didn't get naked!
After conversing with the stripper who occupied my lap in my own form of dunken english "Why NO show her cunny, eh?" she replied that Bridget was pregnant.
Which is bad news for Troy if it's true. He wanted to pay a visit to her at the bunny ranch.
anyways i gotta run Rome is on i've got at mad hard on for that show.
Time has come again to say goodbye to another friend. Troy the coked up, mercenary cook is moving to Las Vegas. So of course there needed to be much pomp and jubilation. This came in the form of a case of PBR and a trip to the strip club.
Bridget the Midget was the guest star at Anthony's Showplace, of course we went. Troy has a certain infatuation with midgets. He says that one day he will own one, for some reason i don't think he's joking.
I was crushing on a stripper named "Asia" (i think you'd like her Morgan...)all night and when it was time for Bridget to get on stage it was kind of a let down. She was dressed in some kind of little girls play dress, all frilly and shit. The bad part was she didn't get naked!
After conversing with the stripper who occupied my lap in my own form of dunken english "Why NO show her cunny, eh?" she replied that Bridget was pregnant.
Which is bad news for Troy if it's true. He wanted to pay a visit to her at the bunny ranch.
anyways i gotta run Rome is on i've got at mad hard on for that show.