1. Filet of sole
THE DEAD MILKMEN
2. We Love You (live)
COCK SPARRER
3. Bring the Noise
PUBLIC ENEMY
4. Funky Kingston
TOOTS & THE MAYTALS
5. All By Myself
JOHNNY THUNDERS
6. Back in the USSR
DEAD KENNEDYS
7. Boom Boom
JOHN LEE HOOKER
8. Sailin' On
BAD BRAINS
9. Bam Bam
TOOTS & THE... Read More
"There is no half-measizzles at all," B-to-tha-izzush said dur'n an event here on his Social Security proposals. "When tha United States n France say witdraw, we mean complete witdrawal, no halfhearted measures. Bitches."
Translated using Gizoogle.com, i can die a happy fucking man.
It's tax time again... i think we should produce a little ad inspired by George Lakoff and the Christian Childrens Fund.
Hopefully it will get the Fox news type to support a more socialized system. Three things are necessary for this commercial to be successful patriotism, Jesus and cute kids.
** start with a sweeping shot of New York city
Announcer:
America is truly the... Read More
Whatever you do, don't use the word "socialized" in there anywhere - the Faux news types have been trained to slobber like Pavlov's dog every time they hear "social-" anything. And by slobber I mean foam at the mouth and bark. Good stuff, though.
You know, someday someone is going to steal my identity, and I'm going to laugh my ass off at their bad luck. Hope you're able to get that resolved without a huge hassle - identity theft sucks.
i am just busting your balls, man. it's just what i do. don't take me so seriously.
i would, though, truely like to know what you think of the ACLU defending NAMBLA. i feel that thier site is a "how-to" for getting away with child molestation. NOT a free speach issue, but a public saftey and legal one.
Yikes! I'm not sure I would want a job that involved lopping the heads off of things. Not because I'm a vegan/vegetarian, but because of lasting mental images like that one.
Oh, and I like the "Christmas Story" reference.
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La llama es una cuadrupeda
que vive en grande rios parecido el Amazonas.
Ello toiene dos orejas un corazn
una frente y un pico para comiend miel.
Pero ello es suministrado con aleta pare nadando.
(The llama is a quadruped which lives in big rivers like the Amazon.
It has two ears, a heart, a forehead, and a beak for eating honey.
But it is provided with fins for swimming.)
Llamas son mas grande que ranas.
(Llamas are larger than frogs.)
Llamas son peligrosa
Asi si usted ve uno donde pueblo es nodando usted grita Cuidado Llamas.
(Llamas are dangerous,
so if you see one where people are swimming,
you shout: )
Here's something i wrote a while back, to let the shit outta my head in hopes of getting to bed at a reasonable hour. i didn't work... true story by the way.
Insomnia.
Christ!
Its five oclock in the morning.
Glad I dont have to work tomorrow. I hate this not being able to sleep shit. I wish I could just shut my brain off... Read More
Ugh, I can relate on imsomnia, it sucks ass. I get about 3-4 hours of sleep a night during the week if I'm lucky. Damn overactive mind, I wish it would shut the hell up sometimes and give me some peace.
Speaking of Dean, I'm hoping he gets the nod to head up the DNC - of the candidates that I know enough about to make a judgment, he's probably the only one I have any confidence in. And that scream episode was a total screwjob. "Liberal media" my ass.
I know that X-mas is over and all but i was listening to NPR and they had a story about Heiffer international. It sounds like a really cool charity. Here's how it werks you give them money and they send livestock to poor rural families around the globe.
Heiffer international will teach the new owner how to care for the animal(s), milk... Read More
Perverse? Well, I guess it depends which half of the goat you're thinking of keeping... Seriously, it sounds like a good charity.
Yeah, I saw the episodes yesterday - they also had several today. I love that fucking show. Our PBS station down here in Dallas, believe it or not, was actually the first in the country to show Python, and I remember watching it as a kid - this was just a few years after the show had its first run on BBC. I'm not sure what's more fucked up, the fact that my mom let me watch Python or the fact that I'm that old. Of course, she also let me watch SNL during the Belushi/Ackroyd years - my mom was cool like that. Now, in those days 99% of the humor went over my head - I pretty much watched it for the Gilliam cartoons and the silly stuff like the Gumbys.
On a related note, Cuidado_Llamas was almost my SG username.
Python rawks! Don't know if you've heard this, but it's a little song by Eric Idle called "The FCC Song":
"Heres a little song I wrote the other day while I was out duck hunting with a judge Its a new song, its dedicated to the FCC and if they broadcast it, it will cost a quarter of a million dollars."
Good stuff, though.
Hope you're able to get that resolved without a huge hassle - identity theft sucks. 
Our PBS station down here in Dallas, believe it or not, was actually the first in the country to show Python, and I remember watching it as a kid - this was just a few years after the show had its first run on BBC. I'm not sure what's more fucked up, the fact that my mom let me watch Python or the fact that I'm that old. Of course, she also let me watch SNL during the Belushi/Ackroyd years - my mom was cool like that. Now, in those days 99% of the humor went over my head - I pretty much watched it for the Gilliam cartoons and the silly stuff like the Gumbys.
