The shit list:
the restaurant i work in just got a 76 on the health score, due for re-inspect within the next few days
i have to go to court tomorrow... fun fun.
my mom has started having panic attacks because she's in debt... causing her to miss work and go further into debt.
haven't paid the rent in 4 months.
sometimes i wish i...
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the restaurant i work in just got a 76 on the health score, due for re-inspect within the next few days
i have to go to court tomorrow... fun fun.
my mom has started having panic attacks because she's in debt... causing her to miss work and go further into debt.
haven't paid the rent in 4 months.
sometimes i wish i...
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извините меня сударына, мой бобр сбросил его кишечник в вашем шлеме.
translation:
excuse me madam, my beaver relieved his bowel in your hat.
translation:
excuse me madam, my beaver relieved his bowel in your hat.
Many people have seen Christ's image in wood grain or on a bagel. Some politicians claim to speak with him on a daily basis. *cough* assholes *cough*
But i have been honored with Christ's prescence in a different way...yes the lord and saviour is my pizza boy. Delivered by the grace of God
But i have been honored with Christ's prescence in a different way...yes the lord and saviour is my pizza boy. Delivered by the grace of God
attack_macaque:
Haha! "Before the cock crows thrice, you will tip me three dollars." That brings up the tricky question, how much does one tip the son of god? 
Mentok the Mind Taker is fucking hilarious. It doesn't surprise me that Colbert is behind his voice.
That brings up the tricky question, how much does one tip the son of god?
Mentok the Mind Taker is fucking hilarious. It doesn't surprise me that Colbert is behind his voice.
lightsneeze:
ohhh...nice dart....mine's a 63 also. I miss her...I haven't driven her in a week.
it's been a while since i had a good rant.
the dart needs a tune up...
"republican buttocks"
I'm pro-life, pro-war.
I'm not above quoting scripture to prove my ignorance is justified.
We must desroy them to save them, after all hate is love in these orwellian times.
I support the troops... with the ribbon i bought at the gas station filling up my fully loaded "Sport Utility Vehicle"
"Hey man...
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attack_macaque:
Oh man, I loves the Harvey Birdman. I would have to say the episode with Shaggy and Scooby getting busted for weed was probably the best. But I love Phil Ken Sebben's line in the Inch High Private Eye ep:
"Ha-ha! Not to scale!"
Your rant above is a pretty good reflection of my disgust with the right wing. You'd think that as badly as this war is eroding our combat readiness, the brigade of neo-cons who have supported this war would be lined up in droves to go fight it. But I guess they're all like Jonah Goldberg and have better things to do. Like tell other people to go fight in their place. Fuckers.
"Ha-ha! Not to scale!"
Your rant above is a pretty good reflection of my disgust with the right wing. You'd think that as badly as this war is eroding our combat readiness, the brigade of neo-cons who have supported this war would be lined up in droves to go fight it. But I guess they're all like Jonah Goldberg and have better things to do. Like tell other people to go fight in their place. Fuckers.
attack_macaque:
You know, I was shocked to find out recently that the voice of Phil Ken Sebben is done by Stephen Colbert of the Daily Show. That man is a genius...
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attack_macaque:
Hey, nineteen! Nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nineteen, nineteen!
(Yes, that's two, two song references for the price of one!)
Happy birthday dude.
(Yes, that's two, two song references for the price of one!)
Happy birthday dude.
hellboundliberal:
thanks.... 
it's almost my birf day, i think i'm going to get another tatoo.
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hellboundliberal:
what the hell is that?
attack_macaque:
Ugh, American Idol. 
The people I work with constantly talk about that show. It's like fucking water torture.
Oh, and happy impending birthday.
The people I work with constantly talk about that show. It's like fucking water torture.
Oh, and happy impending birthday.
the dart needs a tune up...
odette:
That mixer is totally on steroids!!!!!!