hellboundliberal

I still love you to death my sweet, sadistic Shelby

reading all your rantings make me feel close to u, I fall deep inside mself and imagine a late night phone call, tieing up the line for hours on end fullfilling devious fantasies with you, my favourite love/sex affair

I love the specials! Thanks for stopping by!

Are you intentionally quoting John Lydon?

Haha, sorry if I alarmed you. I used to live near Nashville, I'm from Knoxville...and I must have seen your posts on the boards or something, cos I had you bookmarked. (I never remember what I do on this site in the wee small hours of the morning.) Anyway, anyone who likes the Misfits and Johnny Thunders is alright with me.

update!

this was the tagline on some spam i got...

"Get your cock into an anal bitch today!"

this is when random acts of butchery are recommended... this co- worker might make a great accessory to the walk-in freezer and with all the sharp utensils to choose from, how can you resist manslaughter? Am I wrong for condoning murder?? eh, I hart you Shelby David Lowrie (if I mispelt your name imma look damn stupid right about now)

Haha! Love the picture!

Damn I'm old...

Oh, Windsor, how you amuse me.

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"The llama is a quadruped which lives in big rivers like the Amazon. It has two ears, a heart, a forehead, and a beak for eating honey. But it is provided with fins for swimming. Llamas are larger than frogs. Llamas are dangerous, so if you see one where people are swimming, you shout: 'Look out, there are llamas!'"

Sorry to hear about your coworker being a racist. If it's any consolation, probably about 75% of my family is racist. One of my cousins actually told me that she (yes, she) would kill me if I ever married an African-American girl. And she didn't say "African-American," either. She laughed afterwards, but I don't think she was entirely joking.

I don't think you can get in trouble for saying you want to fuck a 17-year-old. Hell, at your age I doubt you'd get in trouble for actually fucking her. Now me, on the other hand...

i have been hurting myself lately... it's not as fun as i believed. I splashed hot veg-oline on my hand the other day when i was making sweet potato cakes and then yesterday i stabbed myself in the hand while cutting red b's.
Lots of parties at work... had to don a chef coat and cut wedding cake today. It was fucking boring. Not to mention a culinary sleeping pill.
The bride actually specified that she wanted plain spaghetti with marinara. "SPAGHETTI AND MARINARA!"
For her fucking wedding party she had spaghetti and marinara... she had a nice rack though. So not all was lost.
OOH! And i have come to the realization that my co-worker is a racist. He made a few off color comments, and i'm thinking of stabbing him in the face.
The real sad part is that he's from my hometown of Grand Rapids, MI. What are the fucking chances the dude who i can converse with about Yesterdog is a racist. Oh yeah, and my other friend swore he was doing coke in the walk in.

And on a more personal note... can i get in trouble for saying i want to fuck a seventeen year old when she becomes legal?