hellbent13

You know, there are all these magazines and websites giving advice to guys about what to do in a relationship from a woman's perspective. In my past experiences with the opposite sex this advice has proved to be extremely flawed. It seems that while many ideas look good on paper those same actions are seldom returned by the woman. I've decided to write some of my own for a woman from my point of view. I know I'll probably catch all kinds of shit for this but here goes anyway.

1. Don't lead men on. Playing coy and hard to get is kind of a turn on, however if it goes on too long feelings change. Like turns into frustration very quickly and goes down hill from there. More often than not it backfires and the man loses interest. Then roles are sometimes reversed and it goes over about as well as a turd in a punch bowl.

2. Don't talk down to us. We don't like it. Ever. Unless you are wearing a full Dominatrix outfit.

3. Never call us out or criticize us in front of anyone. You can say whatever you like to us in private and we can debate for hours about the state of our relationship then. Having an argument in the middle of wal-mart never made anyone feel better.

4. Don't expect anything out of a man that you wouldn't be willing to do yourself. Nuff said.

5. Total honesty is a double edged sword.

More to come....feel free to comment