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Me: "Age before beauty."

Anonymous: "What are you saying? We're older than you?"

Me: "Nope. I'm saying I'm prettier than you."

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I believe bravery should be measured by how much money a person willingly spends at Taco Bell in a single visit.

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Me: "Well, in my previous line of work, it was not only encouraged, but it was recommended that I learn other accents and take on alternative personalities to maintain the anonymity of my true identity."

Anonymous: "Oh shit. What did you do, work for the government?"

Me: "Nope. Stripper."

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noel:
Yeah I guessed that "hahaha"
hell_hound51:
@noel  hahaha  The beard and the beer gut tend to give it away. Haha
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Anonymous: "Could you stop singing? K thanks."

Me: "Why? I guarantee my singing voice is 1000 times better than your talking voice."