Hmm... I just discovered how mortifying it is to have someone walk in on you while you're polishing the ole' rocket. Especially when it's a female. My friend Julia just walked in to my room while I was taking care of some "binnis". That hasn't happened to me since... shit, ever! I want to die.
Well at least she thought it was funny. I still want to die,
Well at least she thought it was funny. I still want to die,
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thora:
Haha, I wish LV made enema bags, I'd send the link to a few people I know, as well. Your mom should get a 2nd and 3rd opinion before she has surgery, anyway. There's a ridiculously high percentage of heart surgeries every year that are absolutely unnecessary, even harmful. I should know, my dad had 8 of them before he died (following a hip surgery, ironically, but his heart was weak) and I've been doing my homework.
thora:
Yes, they are absolutely threatened by patients with any sort of medical knowledge, and who can decrypt their Latin "doctor jargon". I wish your mum well, quite literally, and I do hope she finds an alternative to surgery.