hefaistos

ok, we went to lunch today, and my nephew,19, no job, quit school, lives with a girl he says he dont like, but has sex with, and eats her food, and spends her money, tells me he needs a vacation.
i ask" from what?"
he replys"all the stress"

.........hes gettin laid four times a day and dont have to do anything harder than sit thru the soaps with a big boobie chic.

is that really stress?

"if you truly dont believe, gravity no longer exists"
:bullet proof monk movie trailer

"AHHHHHHHHHHthunk"
:me tryin out that theory