Well, once again FNX kicks ass w/ the events they have for the listeners. I love Birdsey. I had looked all over the promo site for anything about 21+ event and saw nothing, so we drug along Ricky who three weeks away from 21 anyway. We get to the Providence place mall to find out it's 21+ 
. Now what OMG Rob just didn't want to have Ricky stuck at the Mall on a Sunday. I was like go find something to do this place is huge for fuck sake. Finally after a half hour of convincing I got my way LOL. I tend to get that a lot but really if he can't go why should we loose out. Well, Rob and I went and No One carded us so we called Ricky and got him to come down and hang out for the show. Birdsey is a sweetheart he remembered me and I didn't have to seek him out. He comes over and shakes Rob's hand and looks at me and says I've seen your PICS, with a naughty grin. Then says what if Mom sees them. I'm like yeah right. My parents are wicked religious and don't watch TV or do anything cool. They aren't ever gonna find me nakedness on the web LOL. Then I said if my Mom finds it then shame on her for looking LOL, serves her right seeing me naked. He told me B-Dub's parents are the same way and he's so not like them. There has to be the black sheep in every family and I'll be it! I am gonna live how I want. I'm gonna do as I please regardless of family or social pressures.
Ricky and I got to be hypnotized oh the thrill. It was fun really, it was so relaxing. Ricky is usually very shy and has stage fright most times. I'm not a big fan of total attention but I do like being crazy in smaller groups and social settings. I'm always the one to shock LOL. Ken X. had about eleven people hypnotized on the stage. Mostly men go figure right. He had us thinking we went to some special planet and seeing all this little purple bears wearing dresses and flashing us. OMG it was a hoot. Then he implanted little suggestions for cue words, and continued w/ the show. He had me thinking every time he said hypnotized that he was the hottest guy around (He's NOT). This girl and I were fighting over him, I had dude sitting on my lap while I rub his leg. Too funny, and too bad he wasn't really Hot, cause that would have been the show. Rob sat out and watch Ricky and I act goofy. You know I didn't realize we were up there for two hours, on stage. I never once needed a cigarette, or felt stage fright. I had a blast.
Rob got up during the show to use the bathroom and heard someone sucking off a guy in the bathroom. Then I guess someone came in and told person X. that she wasn't supposed to be there. For fuck sake it's Steak and BJ Day, why the hell shouldn't she be on her knees. If I wasn't on stage I would have done it. I'd be in the girls bathroom w/ Rob on the sink.
They stopped, 
I'm sorry but once I start I'm not about to finish until the job is done. 
I've been caught by cops at just about the time of load and still kept going. I mean how you gonna leave someone w/ blue balls? 
That's not right! Lame girl, wish Rob had seen who she was. I would have said something to her about not being afraid to finish. Go for the Load!
There was this girl in the corner by our table. This chick had on jeans and a barely there top. I overheard her going on about not wanting to go to the bathroom by herself cause she didn't want attention. She was begging her male friend/BF to walk w/ her. This guy wasn't moving from his chair, too funny. OMG bitch what the Hell. You had enough confidence to walk around until then almost topless, what is the deal now? I mean come the fuck on. If your afraid or ashamed then put on fucking cloths. She kept looking at me and I was waiting for some sign to say something. I mean that's just the attitude I hate. Your skinny and think your hot but your afraid when people look at you, how come. what's wrong w/ your wiring? She's crazy in my mind. I would have loved to check her out on stage, see her doing crazy things and loving it b/c who really cares what others think. It's all about you, always.
Had a blast last night and love people watching. It gives you a glimpses as to how they are afraid to act, afraid to be sociable, afraid to be seen. Don't they make drugs for that? I'm so glad I've grown out of that scared little girl phase. I'm out and about and can't be held down.
amethyst I was sad you couldn't make it last night. Would have been fun to run into you. 
I'll post the link to pictures once Birdsey post them all. I wonder how many I'm in OMG.
Guys feel free to spill your guts about oral
I 
that!
. Now what OMG Rob just didn't want to have Ricky stuck at the Mall on a Sunday. I was like go find something to do this place is huge for fuck sake. Finally after a half hour of convincing I got my way LOL. I tend to get that a lot but really if he can't go why should we loose out. Well, Rob and I went and No One carded us so we called Ricky and got him to come down and hang out for the show. Birdsey is a sweetheart he remembered me and I didn't have to seek him out. He comes over and shakes Rob's hand and looks at me and says I've seen your PICS, with a naughty grin. Then says what if Mom sees them. I'm like yeah right. My parents are wicked religious and don't watch TV or do anything cool. They aren't ever gonna find me nakedness on the web LOL. Then I said if my Mom finds it then shame on her for looking LOL, serves her right seeing me naked. He told me B-Dub's parents are the same way and he's so not like them. There has to be the black sheep in every family and I'll be it! I am gonna live how I want. I'm gonna do as I please regardless of family or social pressures.
Ricky and I got to be hypnotized oh the thrill. It was fun really, it was so relaxing. Ricky is usually very shy and has stage fright most times. I'm not a big fan of total attention but I do like being crazy in smaller groups and social settings. I'm always the one to shock LOL. Ken X. had about eleven people hypnotized on the stage. Mostly men go figure right. He had us thinking we went to some special planet and seeing all this little purple bears wearing dresses and flashing us. OMG it was a hoot. Then he implanted little suggestions for cue words, and continued w/ the show. He had me thinking every time he said hypnotized that he was the hottest guy around (He's NOT). This girl and I were fighting over him, I had dude sitting on my lap while I rub his leg. Too funny, and too bad he wasn't really Hot, cause that would have been the show. Rob sat out and watch Ricky and I act goofy. You know I didn't realize we were up there for two hours, on stage. I never once needed a cigarette, or felt stage fright. I had a blast.
Rob got up during the show to use the bathroom and heard someone sucking off a guy in the bathroom. Then I guess someone came in and told person X. that she wasn't supposed to be there. For fuck sake it's Steak and BJ Day, why the hell shouldn't she be on her knees. If I wasn't on stage I would have done it. I'd be in the girls bathroom w/ Rob on the sink.
They stopped, I'm sorry but once I start I'm not about to finish until the job is done. I've been caught by cops at just about the time of load and still kept going. I mean how you gonna leave someone w/ blue balls? That's not right! Lame girl, wish Rob had seen who she was. I would have said something to her about not being afraid to finish. Go for the Load!
There was this girl in the corner by our table. This chick had on jeans and a barely there top. I overheard her going on about not wanting to go to the bathroom by herself cause she didn't want attention. She was begging her male friend/BF to walk w/ her. This guy wasn't moving from his chair, too funny. OMG bitch what the Hell. You had enough confidence to walk around until then almost topless, what is the deal now? I mean come the fuck on. If your afraid or ashamed then put on fucking cloths. She kept looking at me and I was waiting for some sign to say something. I mean that's just the attitude I hate. Your skinny and think your hot but your afraid when people look at you, how come. what's wrong w/ your wiring? She's crazy in my mind. I would have loved to check her out on stage, see her doing crazy things and loving it b/c who really cares what others think. It's all about you, always.
Had a blast last night and love people watching. It gives you a glimpses as to how they are afraid to act, afraid to be sociable, afraid to be seen. Don't they make drugs for that? I'm so glad I've grown out of that scared little girl phase. I'm out and about and can't be held down.
amethyst I was sad you couldn't make it last night.
Would have been fun to run into you.
I'll post the link to pictures once Birdsey post them all. I wonder how many I'm in OMG.
Guys feel free to spill your guts about oral
I that!
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...girls like you rule!
I remember one time when I was like 15, I was going down on my GF in the parking lot of a Wal-Mart, only we were in this shitty little podunk redneck town. There was nothing out there; I mean, just like, dust and tumble weeds and shit. She was laying in the back, and she'd thrown a blanket over her waste, which I was completly *hidden* from view under. We were both just starting to relax, when low and behold here comes this tapping on the driver's side window. I stopped, and she rolled it down...and there was this old man..in a fez...with plaid pants pulled up to his nipples...and aviator sunglasses on...grunting, and pointing at a hand painted sign which read something like, "fresh picked onions, $.99 a pound" after some confusion, we figured out that he was mute, though he seemed to be able to hear just fine. It took like an 1/2 hour for her to get him to leave, too.
Thats probably not that sexy of a story, though; lets see; I had one GF when I was 18 who liked cover my cock + balls in strawberry syrup, and then, starting from my asshole and going all the way to the top my cock, lick it all off before she blew me. and then I'd cum on her tits when I was done. Was that hot/dirty enough for you?
[Edited on Mar 16, 2004 7:25AM]