Today is National Ding-a-Ling Day. What is National Ding-a-Ling Day you might ask? Well, I have some ideas, but I've not been able to find any information concerning this oddly titled national U.S. jubilee.
Being on SG, my first suggestion would be that it's a celebration of the penis, or more precisely, perhaps a call to celebration for male masturbation. Maybe they should have just dubbed it National Jack Off Day, but I do believe there is already a holiday dedicated to playing with oneself.
Still it's a good enough excuse (not that you need one) to commit to a gratifying day of self-pleasure, assuming you don't have a partner to assist you in such an endeavour..
And since we're on the topic, why don't you just Masturbate for Peace. Gotta love that logo.
Being on SG, my first suggestion would be that it's a celebration of the penis, or more precisely, perhaps a call to celebration for male masturbation. Maybe they should have just dubbed it National Jack Off Day, but I do believe there is already a holiday dedicated to playing with oneself.
Still it's a good enough excuse (not that you need one) to commit to a gratifying day of self-pleasure, assuming you don't have a partner to assist you in such an endeavour..
And since we're on the topic, why don't you just Masturbate for Peace. Gotta love that logo.
margot_dent:
the only way to not be a n00b is to come out to events!
song:
hybrids make me 
. It 's lovely, but just as importantly, cogratulations on your promotion...
. It 's lovely, but just as importantly, cogratulations on your promotion...