yesterday was zelda fitzgerald's birthday(remember her from last time? i know you do.) okay, prepare yourselves for some more heavenlystranger "fun" facts.
last night i:
1. drank
2. smoked a horrible cigar
3. crawled under the dining room table at my long-suffering friend megan's house.
4. fell asleep
5. couldn't find the bathroom
6. peed behind her dad's truck
7. passed out in the backseat of my own car.
the drinking came to a grand total of two and a half glasses of wine. i never drink and i never will again.
all in the name of zelda. i share some of my humiliation with you, my online friends.
the only thing missing was the lack of crockery flinging.
h.s.
last night i:
1. drank
2. smoked a horrible cigar
3. crawled under the dining room table at my long-suffering friend megan's house.
4. fell asleep
5. couldn't find the bathroom
6. peed behind her dad's truck
7. passed out in the backseat of my own car.
the drinking came to a grand total of two and a half glasses of wine. i never drink and i never will again.
all in the name of zelda. i share some of my humiliation with you, my online friends.
the only thing missing was the lack of crockery flinging.
h.s.
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sethomatik:
ahhhhhh ... no, just a reminder. :-)
ells:
Sounds like an interesting night. I hardly ever drink. But I usually end up having fun when I do (until the next day). For my birthday last month I drank quite a bit. 