I found this on my wall today. A picture of a little south american guy smoking a joint. If you can't read what the white paper says, it says: "New Heather is a pothead."
Thanks, Ryan. Whatever keeps you busy, dude. And by the way, how long do I have to be New Heather? I've been here for two years already.
And there's snow! Not on the ground down here or anything, but in the mountains. This is the view from my office.
Oi. I just heard that we won't be getting paid on our next payday, and the employees going out of town for a business deal aren't getting their per dium checks. Again. I'm sending out my resum to a few places today. I can't live paycheck to paycheck not knowing if I'm going to even get paid so that I can buy groceries.
Thanks, Ryan. Whatever keeps you busy, dude. And by the way, how long do I have to be New Heather? I've been here for two years already.
And there's snow! Not on the ground down here or anything, but in the mountains. This is the view from my office.
Oi. I just heard that we won't be getting paid on our next payday, and the employees going out of town for a business deal aren't getting their per dium checks. Again. I'm sending out my resum to a few places today. I can't live paycheck to paycheck not knowing if I'm going to even get paid so that I can buy groceries.
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Beebees in your veins? Like one bump here & there? The vein in my left bicep will do that once in while. Usually when I'm cold or something. But it'll go back to normal after a while. So it's normal, I guess. The more you work out, the bigger your veins will get, and more blood flow. I hope that answers it. If not, let me know.
This one made me laugh:
A man was driving along the highway and saw a rabbit hopping across the middle of the road. He swerved to avoid hitting the rabbit, but unfortunately the rabbit jumped in front of the car and was hit. The driver, being a sensitive man as well as an animal lover, pulled over to the side of the road and got out to see what had become of the rabbit. Much to his dismay, the rabbit was dead. The driver felt so awful that he began to cry.
A blonde woman driving down the highway saw the man crying on the side of the road and pulled over. She stepped out of her car and asked the man what was wrong. "I feel terrible," he explained. "I accidentally hit this rabbit and killed it." The blonde told the man not to worry. She knew what to do.
She went to her car trunk and pulled out a spray can. She walked over to the limp, dead rabbit, and sprayed the contents of the can all over the rabbit. Miraculously, the rabbit came to life, jumped up, waved its paw at the two humans and hopped down the road. Fifty feet away the rabbit stopped, turned around, waved at the two again, hopped down the road another 50 feet, turned, waved, and hopped another 50 feet.
The man was astonished. He couldn't figure out what substance could be in the woman's spray can! He ran over to the woman and demanded, "What was in your spray can? What did you spray on that rabbit?" The woman turned the can around so that the man could read the label.
It said:
"Hair Spray - Restores Life to Dead Hair. Adds Permanent Wave."
hey, wanna buy a car? i can have it there by monday.
don't worry about the check, these things have weird ways of working out, i mean hey, you might find a dead body with cash on it tomorrow.