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God damn. I love Dolly, don't you?
I bought this record (well, this is a terrible scan of the back cover anyway) for 50 cents on Tuesday for my best friend who is a big time Dolly fan. I also bought her the 9 to 5 soundtrack record. (Remember that movie?)
Now if she would just hurry up and get back from her stupid honeymoon overseas I could give them to her.


Le dork.

Uno. SG Amina's latest journal is really interesting, and SAUCY! You should read it. I love saucy gals.

Dos. SG James designed a cool new tee-shirt. I thought it was nifty, so I bought one.

Tres. My mister's bicycle was stolen today from in front of the bookstore. This makes me soooooo angry. He saved money for months to buy it and pieced it together from custom parts. Every time he rode it he was grinning like a kid. He is now unbelievably upset. It was his only vehicle. He was so in love with it. If I ever see someone riding it I will enthusiastically bash their face in. And then take the bike back.

Quattro. Will some more of you nice people who (sorta) know me give me a testimonial so I can join the fuckin pen pal group? They don't even know what they are missing...I have enough Hello Kitty Stickers and glitter to send to all corners of the earth! Okay, maybe not so much, but I love to get/recieve letters and gifts in the mail.

Cinco. Speaking of mail, I wish that silly postman in my neighborhood would actually READ what it says by my address. I tell people/companies to write SIDE DOOR ON LEFT OF HOUSE on stuff, but he always puts it in the main mailbox. Then I always get my middle-aged neighbor guy knocking on my door trying to hand me my mail. Very annoying.

Seis. I just got word that a very old, very close friend of mine is back in town after he spent time with family in the midwest to overcome a really serious drug addiction. Last time I saw him he was in the hospital after he overdosed, and his lungs were bleeding. We had a really serious talk that day. I don't know how it will be seeing him again or what we will say. I'm just glad he's alive.


Siete. Christmas is fast approaching...oh, what to send to the conservative republican fam in Texas? Hmm, I'll have to think on that one...

Questions:
Do you ever wonder how your life would differ if your family hadn't moved when you were a kid?
Do you have dreams that come true?
Does your dog or cat dream while it is sleeping?