I hate my profile picture, but I don't have any way to crop and resize photos. So fuck it, it may as well stay.
Today is my first day off from both school and work where I didn't have to wake up at 8am or earlier for other chores and obligations. I slept until 9:30 even though I fell asleep around 3 because my body isn't used to the option of sleeping more than six hours. I can always nap later.
Yesterday I went to church with my mom since it was Mother's Day and didn't burst into flames upon entry. Quite nice. After that we went to her friend's farm to see her baby horses that were just born (foals? colts? whatever.) and they were absurdly cute. I love how their legs are so disproportionate and lanky. As soon as we left there, we went shopping and had all kinds of fun spending money that we really ought to be saving. I bought a few bedding set and now I have a nice comforter and sheets that match. And a bed skirt to cover up my ugly boxspring, fantastic. I was sick of looking at that thing.
The other day I bought two chairs and a little matching table for the landing out back so that this summer I can sit outside and watch the goings-on of my little town like some kind of creep. This little setup also encourages the boy I share my bed with and our friends to smoke outside and not in the mud room where it stinks up the kitchen and hallway anyway. I hate smokers and I hate the way cigarrette smoke smells. Stop paying good money to smell and taste like shit. You want to spend money and get absolutely nothing for it? I could use a few things and I won't even give you cancer.
Speaking of buying me presents, it's my birthday on June 17th. Mark that on your calendars and shower me with joy. I'm always broke so I can't guarantee that I would return the favor later, but it couldn't hurt. Is she joking? Who knows.
Oh, while I'm on the subject of June. I can't wait to fly my classy ass up to Boston and get fab with mi carino, streetmuse. I want to get a ghetto digital camera so that I can chronicle our adventures.
I wanted to go for a little walk up to the cemetery today to put flowers on my grandparents' graves, but now it's all rainy and that's just too depressing for me. I guess that will have to wait 'til tomorrow.
On an up note, did you guys ever see Google Trends? It shows you which searches are most popular in what areas of the world. Anal rape is most commonly searched for in Brentford in the UK, and in second place is Seattle. Fistfucking is most commonly searched for in Utrecht in the Netherlands, followed by Dijon, France and almost all of the top 10 are also in France. So if fistfucking is your bag, you know where to vacation. This site is both sexy and functional.
I'm going to go watch my Patton Oswalt dvd. I have a major crush on him. Even though he looks like a leprechaun. Or maybe that's what is so appealing?
Today is my first day off from both school and work where I didn't have to wake up at 8am or earlier for other chores and obligations. I slept until 9:30 even though I fell asleep around 3 because my body isn't used to the option of sleeping more than six hours. I can always nap later.
Yesterday I went to church with my mom since it was Mother's Day and didn't burst into flames upon entry. Quite nice. After that we went to her friend's farm to see her baby horses that were just born (foals? colts? whatever.) and they were absurdly cute. I love how their legs are so disproportionate and lanky. As soon as we left there, we went shopping and had all kinds of fun spending money that we really ought to be saving. I bought a few bedding set and now I have a nice comforter and sheets that match. And a bed skirt to cover up my ugly boxspring, fantastic. I was sick of looking at that thing.
The other day I bought two chairs and a little matching table for the landing out back so that this summer I can sit outside and watch the goings-on of my little town like some kind of creep. This little setup also encourages the boy I share my bed with and our friends to smoke outside and not in the mud room where it stinks up the kitchen and hallway anyway. I hate smokers and I hate the way cigarrette smoke smells. Stop paying good money to smell and taste like shit. You want to spend money and get absolutely nothing for it? I could use a few things and I won't even give you cancer.
Speaking of buying me presents, it's my birthday on June 17th. Mark that on your calendars and shower me with joy. I'm always broke so I can't guarantee that I would return the favor later, but it couldn't hurt. Is she joking? Who knows.
Oh, while I'm on the subject of June. I can't wait to fly my classy ass up to Boston and get fab with mi carino, streetmuse. I want to get a ghetto digital camera so that I can chronicle our adventures.
I wanted to go for a little walk up to the cemetery today to put flowers on my grandparents' graves, but now it's all rainy and that's just too depressing for me. I guess that will have to wait 'til tomorrow.
On an up note, did you guys ever see Google Trends? It shows you which searches are most popular in what areas of the world. Anal rape is most commonly searched for in Brentford in the UK, and in second place is Seattle. Fistfucking is most commonly searched for in Utrecht in the Netherlands, followed by Dijon, France and almost all of the top 10 are also in France. So if fistfucking is your bag, you know where to vacation. This site is both sexy and functional.
I'm going to go watch my Patton Oswalt dvd. I have a major crush on him. Even though he looks like a leprechaun. Or maybe that's what is so appealing?
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