Alright. The winter weareth on. Were running out of bourbon and patience. We need new games.
If you beasties spend any time around the Masturbation group, you mayve seen this thread: http://suicidegirls.com/groups/Masturbation/topics/333549/
The idea is sound: Filthy texting is fun; many lack filthy text partners; why not matchmake sex-text-friends via SG? And yet the thread is a washout. Two thirds of the posts are from chaps begging to sign [me] up i love to text sesx hott me too!! And the other third are from wary blokes asking does this actually work for anyone? the way one might wonder if a chain mail letter really does bring luck.
I think we can do better.
I propose we try playing Secret Sexter, an anonymous sex-text game Im inventing right here right before your eyes. And heres how it could work:
1) First, if youd like to play, message me -- dont post in comments. Provide your cell phone number and preference in gender of text-mate, if any. You might also wish to indicate your time zone. (Of course, your info is completely confidential; Ill only share it with your permission and with one other person.)
2) Ill then make random and appropriate pairings, informing both parties of the number -- but no names. (Ill do my best to pair people in similar time zones to avoid any international costs and to make connecting easier.)
3) Both parties may work out for themselves how and when to text. I recommend an initial howdy-do message to break the ice.
4) And then the sexty communal part: If both parties agree, Id be happy to (again, anonymously) reprint on the blog any hot back-and-forth texts that you like.
(And if this works, my god, imagine the possibilities for sex-text-threesomes!)
Personally, I fear the venture might be a bit doomed -- I have so few SG friends -- but it might work if theres a lot of interest and if you folks could maybe interest others and steer them here to take part in the game?
Well, what do you think?
If you beasties spend any time around the Masturbation group, you mayve seen this thread: http://suicidegirls.com/groups/Masturbation/topics/333549/
The idea is sound: Filthy texting is fun; many lack filthy text partners; why not matchmake sex-text-friends via SG? And yet the thread is a washout. Two thirds of the posts are from chaps begging to sign [me] up i love to text sesx hott me too!! And the other third are from wary blokes asking does this actually work for anyone? the way one might wonder if a chain mail letter really does bring luck.
I think we can do better.
I propose we try playing Secret Sexter, an anonymous sex-text game Im inventing right here right before your eyes. And heres how it could work:
1) First, if youd like to play, message me -- dont post in comments. Provide your cell phone number and preference in gender of text-mate, if any. You might also wish to indicate your time zone. (Of course, your info is completely confidential; Ill only share it with your permission and with one other person.)
2) Ill then make random and appropriate pairings, informing both parties of the number -- but no names. (Ill do my best to pair people in similar time zones to avoid any international costs and to make connecting easier.)
3) Both parties may work out for themselves how and when to text. I recommend an initial howdy-do message to break the ice.
4) And then the sexty communal part: If both parties agree, Id be happy to (again, anonymously) reprint on the blog any hot back-and-forth texts that you like.
(And if this works, my god, imagine the possibilities for sex-text-threesomes!)
Personally, I fear the venture might be a bit doomed -- I have so few SG friends -- but it might work if theres a lot of interest and if you folks could maybe interest others and steer them here to take part in the game?
Well, what do you think?
I have a funny story to relate regarding phone numbers and SG:
Years ago I got an IM from an SG I had been interacting with a bit, which contained 10 digits and nothing else. I thought it was some kind of code and spent a fair time trying to deceiver it, then told the lady in question - several times, if I remember right - that I didn't get it. I don't recall her answer exactly (and I'm too lazy to sift through the archive) but she was basically making fun of me for not recognising the obvious. It just never crossed my mind that someone could simply send her phone number to a strange dude twice her age on the other side of the country[1].