The haircut feels so fucking good. 
These past few days, I've been feeling like a Mad Arab wannabe. Or maybe Bart Simpson...
I will not read mind-bending texts to all hours of the night.
I will not read mind-bending texts to all hours of the night.
I will not read mind-bending texts to all hours of the night.
...
Also, I think I will be a lazy bitch and slack on my monthly tabs. Maybe tomorrow, but probably Tuesday.
These past few days, I've been feeling like a Mad Arab wannabe. Or maybe Bart Simpson...
I will not read mind-bending texts to all hours of the night.
I will not read mind-bending texts to all hours of the night.
I will not read mind-bending texts to all hours of the night.
...
Also, I think I will be a lazy bitch and slack on my monthly tabs. Maybe tomorrow, but probably Tuesday.
Oliver Cromwell is dead. I think we can stop worrying about him quite so much and the way he managed to hijack the British democracy for all of 12 seconds. (Most of the non-democratic aspects of our constitution were put in as protectionary measures against Cromwell type figures.)