I've babysat/nannied for over six years now. I currently work at a pre-k and at a natural parenting store. For someone with no kiddos of my own I am constantly around them. I never sought out all these kid-related jobs, it sort of all fell into place. I'm glad it did, though! They are hilarious. I love watching the way kids see the world and the way they interact with one another. Here are some of the funny things they have said to me over the course of my child-wrangling career...
Me: "Please stop grabbing my breasts, let's keep our hands to ourselves."
4yo: *Growls* "I WANT BOOBIES FOR BREAKFAST!
(She then proceeded to call me "boobs galore"...)
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Once the kids were putting on a talent show and a 5 year old girl wanted to to announce her. When I started to she said, "No! That's not my name today! Today I am the Queen of England." When I started to announce the Queen she cut me off again and said, "But they can't know! Just say I'm... a girl." So I had to say, "Alright ladies and gentleman, next up we have... a girl"
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"When you're married to someone you can see their entire body."
"Listen... I have never eaten a poop in my entire life."
"I got a cut and I saw my white blood cell, one of them. It fell out."
"How do I grow boobies?"
"I think adults have more fun, but kids can fit in more places."
"How old are you? 8?"
"How many babies do you have? I hope 3."
"I wish I was allowed to watch movies with blood in them."
"I know that 'fuck' is a bad word so I won't ever say it."
