hazard

to quote my friend larry:
if i can't have what i want, i'm going to have a whole ton of stuff i can take or leave.

brilliant u are!

so today i saw a brand new baby. (good god ...my friends have begun to breed)

i also made a bet with my friends.....i am to remain celebate until i am in a relationship. they say i can't do it. i say i can. i am strong like bull. (bullshit perhaps, but i'll give it the ol' college try)

i drank without getting drunk...which is truly remarkable...and babysat those who usually yell at ME for drinking too much. ahh irony.

jesus, i feel like an adult. help. make it stop.