i want to listen to the carpenters.
all. night. long.
i need something new.
something different in my life.
something needs to happen now.
i'm two steps away from something big.
you know when you can almost taste your new life coming to you? you're that close to it. you can smell it. but you.....you can't quite put your finger on it.
maybe deep down...
Read More
all. night. long.
i need something new.
something different in my life.
something needs to happen now.
i'm two steps away from something big.
you know when you can almost taste your new life coming to you? you're that close to it. you can smell it. but you.....you can't quite put your finger on it.
maybe deep down...
Read More
VIEW 3 of 3 COMMENTS
ow. my head. i drank. too much. last nite.
but i have a good reason!
caught some fucking theives in my store. called the cops. the guys took off. and i took a ride in a cop car trying to hunt the motherfuckers down.
plus, it was my first day back at work.
ew. i want to go back on vacation.
speaking of work....i gotta...
Read More
but i have a good reason!
caught some fucking theives in my store. called the cops. the guys took off. and i took a ride in a cop car trying to hunt the motherfuckers down.
plus, it was my first day back at work.
ew. i want to go back on vacation.
speaking of work....i gotta...
Read More
VIEW 3 of 3 COMMENTS
thnkhvn4lilgirls:
Oh yeah!
Scaring the nation with their guns and ammunition
Police and thieves in the street
Oh yeah!
Fighting the nation with their guns and ammunition
From Genesis to Revelation
The next generation will be hear me
From Genesis to Revelation
The next generation will be hear me
And all the crowd comes in day by day
No one stop it in anyway
And all the peacemaker turn war officer
Hear what I say
Police, police, police and thieves oh yeah
Police, police, police and thieves oh yeah
From Genesis oh yeah
Police, police, police and thieves oh yeah
Scaring, fighting the nation
Shooting, shooting their guns and ammunition
Police, police, police and thieves oh yeah
Police, police, police and thieves oh yeah
Here come, here come, here come
The station is bombed
Get out get out get out you people
If you don't wanna get blown up
Scaring the nation with their guns and ammunition
Police and thieves in the street
Oh yeah!
Fighting the nation with their guns and ammunition
From Genesis to Revelation
The next generation will be hear me
From Genesis to Revelation
The next generation will be hear me
And all the crowd comes in day by day
No one stop it in anyway
And all the peacemaker turn war officer
Hear what I say
Police, police, police and thieves oh yeah
Police, police, police and thieves oh yeah
From Genesis oh yeah
Police, police, police and thieves oh yeah
Scaring, fighting the nation
Shooting, shooting their guns and ammunition
Police, police, police and thieves oh yeah
Police, police, police and thieves oh yeah
Here come, here come, here come
The station is bombed
Get out get out get out you people
If you don't wanna get blown up
jupiter6:
you think i'm scary now, eh? just you fuckung wait! 
i'm feeling so punk rock this week. :op ivy:
i'm feeling so punk rock this week. :op ivy:
i'm red. i'm red. i'm red.
yay!
bet is still going well. spent most of the nite discussing it, rules and situations. i almost got away with being able to 'fool around'...but then my friend val said that that was a big no no. blimey. spent the rest of the night discussing first time sex and horror sex. also, did stupid human tricks. my tricks...
Read More
yay!
bet is still going well. spent most of the nite discussing it, rules and situations. i almost got away with being able to 'fool around'...but then my friend val said that that was a big no no. blimey. spent the rest of the night discussing first time sex and horror sex. also, did stupid human tricks. my tricks...
Read More
VIEW 6 of 6 COMMENTS
thnkhvn4lilgirls:
yo, tha t party was rad. i had a killer gin an dtonic that's still fucking with me. i told jackie's journal all about it.
some dude said he's gonna give me some scrap metal.
i told my mom i'd use this big artillery shell a buddy gave me and I'd make it into a giant PENIS to put on the chimney, like a weather vein. I'll call it PENIS GRESIO. it's balls will be turned inside out, so they catch the wind and spin it around.
some dude made the birthday guy a dog out of a coil spring. It had a shlong and balls that wagged, along with it's tail and head. bad ass.
don't tell jackie, but i'm going to make her a flamingo with balls and a wang. i'll call it Wang Chung.
If you want one, I'll make you one too, but it has to have a wang, too. I'll call it One Hung Lo.
some dude said he's gonna give me some scrap metal.
i told my mom i'd use this big artillery shell a buddy gave me and I'd make it into a giant PENIS to put on the chimney, like a weather vein. I'll call it PENIS GRESIO. it's balls will be turned inside out, so they catch the wind and spin it around.
some dude made the birthday guy a dog out of a coil spring. It had a shlong and balls that wagged, along with it's tail and head. bad ass.
don't tell jackie, but i'm going to make her a flamingo with balls and a wang. i'll call it Wang Chung.
If you want one, I'll make you one too, but it has to have a wang, too. I'll call it One Hung Lo.
jupiter6:
you are probably at work. for this i am sorry. and sorry i was sort of unavailable this weekend, but you must call me to file your report. this is your braincell, signing off.
last 3 days of vacation. last 3 glorious days.
recap:
my attempt at not drinking for a few days ended last nite. with a bottle of wine. all for myself. pinot grigio is a beautiful thing.
celibacy is going well. my will of steel was tested. i am still sexless!
i still haven't found an apartment.
i'm still a blonde. but only till tomorrow.
and...
Read More
recap:
my attempt at not drinking for a few days ended last nite. with a bottle of wine. all for myself. pinot grigio is a beautiful thing.
celibacy is going well. my will of steel was tested. i am still sexless!
i still haven't found an apartment.
i'm still a blonde. but only till tomorrow.
and...
Read More
VIEW 5 of 5 COMMENTS
thnkhvn4lilgirls:
Everytime someone says "PINOT GRIGIO" I think "PENIS GREASIO".
I don't know why. It's bothering me.
I don't know why. It's bothering me.
user8935778:
my dog is sick. new york is quickly becoming LA. and im ultra bummed.
no tengo la paciencia para desesperacion
no tengo el alma que antes tenia
no me queda nada en el corazon
queria una vida mas facil
queria una vida sin tratar
si no entiendes, te jodiste. y si lo entiendes, pues no pienzas mucho en el. porque yo estoy tratando con lo mas que puedo en no penzar, en no sentir, y no saber.
porque, despues...
Read More
no tengo el alma que antes tenia
no me queda nada en el corazon
queria una vida mas facil
queria una vida sin tratar
si no entiendes, te jodiste. y si lo entiendes, pues no pienzas mucho en el. porque yo estoy tratando con lo mas que puedo en no penzar, en no sentir, y no saber.
porque, despues...
Read More
thnkhvn4lilgirls:
Thanks for the translation.
Thanks for the translation.
jupiter6:
the shaw is out of the running!
and quit speaking spanish, you're making me feel less smrt.
and quit speaking spanish, you're making me feel less smrt.
i feel pukey....oh so pukey....
it has nothing to do with the nubs. i think my drinking is finally catching up to me. i think i take small break from it. couple days maybe. maybe.
first day of celibacy bet going well. it helps when you don't leave the house. there is hope yet for me.
cant think of anything witty. needing to puke to...
Read More
it has nothing to do with the nubs. i think my drinking is finally catching up to me. i think i take small break from it. couple days maybe. maybe.
first day of celibacy bet going well. it helps when you don't leave the house. there is hope yet for me.
cant think of anything witty. needing to puke to...
Read More
VIEW 5 of 5 COMMENTS
user8935778:
i met this 19 year old boy on my birthday.. at the restaurant i had dinner at.. he asked for my number.. and i thought like every other guy that got my number in january, he wouldn't call. but he did. and i dunno what to do with a 19 year old boy.
i love the picture. i cant wait to see the hair. ill call you later.. ps. do you know anywhere down here with a mechanical bull?
i love the picture. i cant wait to see the hair. ill call you later.. ps. do you know anywhere down here with a mechanical bull?
jupiter6:
i actually made your cds today. now i just have to figure out what the hell i did with your address. and then get the motivation to package them up. i'd hold my breath for xmas.
to quote my friend larry:
if i can't have what i want, i'm going to have a whole ton of stuff i can take or leave.
brilliant u are!
so today i saw a brand new baby. (good god ...my friends have begun to breed)
i also made a bet with my friends.....i am to remain celebate until i am in a relationship. they say...
Read More
if i can't have what i want, i'm going to have a whole ton of stuff i can take or leave.
brilliant u are!
so today i saw a brand new baby. (good god ...my friends have begun to breed)
i also made a bet with my friends.....i am to remain celebate until i am in a relationship. they say...
Read More
VIEW 6 of 6 COMMENTS
jupiter6:
so i took a nap. and i'm still fuckung bored. i think you should entertain me somehow. unfortunately, i have no ideas as to how that should happen. damn. and "sex free in 2003" sounds like some right to life group's new slogan.
[Edited on Feb 04, 2003]
[Edited on Feb 04, 2003]
jupiter6:
:nubs:
i slept for 12 hours.
this is a beautiful thing, considering i average about 4 -5 hours of sleep a night.
i am a new woman.
braincell, no, sadly, no phone calls.
oh and for whoever will still love me on my birthday.....there is a neil diamond plush frog that i would *really really* like.
that, and the sewing genie...because it comes with a free...
Read More
this is a beautiful thing, considering i average about 4 -5 hours of sleep a night.
i am a new woman.
braincell, no, sadly, no phone calls.
oh and for whoever will still love me on my birthday.....there is a neil diamond plush frog that i would *really really* like.
that, and the sewing genie...because it comes with a free...
Read More
thnkhvn4lilgirls:
HAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA.
Rickshaw.
ahahahhaha!
Rickshaw.
ahahahhaha!
user8935778:
i have the sewing genie.. it's overrated.
my chest hurts. i kissed a tattoo artist.
and remember the guy from the diner? that didn't call? he called me yesterday morning at 5:35 am to say he just found my number.
you know what else? i didn't sleep for shit last night.
my chest hurts. i kissed a tattoo artist.
and remember the guy from the diner? that didn't call? he called me yesterday morning at 5:35 am to say he just found my number.
you know what else? i didn't sleep for shit last night.
i drank too much lastnite. 
today i have a headache. it makes me feel like this:
luckily i do not feel like this:
i hope yr hungover too, braincell.
off to a great start on day 1 of my vacation!
today i have a headache. it makes me feel like this:
luckily i do not feel like this:
i hope yr hungover too, braincell.
off to a great start on day 1 of my vacation!
thnkhvn4lilgirls:
Oh man, I had another great night. You should've come out...but...you, ah, live in Florida. damnit.
How'd your night end up? Not like last night??
How'd your night end up? Not like last night??
jupiter6:
did you end up drinking far more than i did again? has the phone rang? i am not hungover and am quite happy. i hope you are not in any runaway 'shaw incidents.
happiness is:
good days off.
good vodka cranberries.
good sex. (what's that like again?)
good falafel.
2 days until vacation. 2 days until nothingness. 2 days till happiness....well...sorta. 3 out of 4 at least.
good days off.
good vodka cranberries.
good sex. (what's that like again?)
good falafel.
2 days until vacation. 2 days until nothingness. 2 days till happiness....well...sorta. 3 out of 4 at least.
VIEW 5 of 5 COMMENTS
jupiter6:
:kmowing: = punk rock.
hazard:
shut up..........
cuz if anyone knows anything about what i''m freaking about, it's you motherfucker.
and if u behave, i promise not to tell anyone what you were listening to.......besides neil diamond.
cuz if anyone knows anything about what i''m freaking about, it's you motherfucker.
and if u behave, i promise not to tell anyone what you were listening to.......besides neil diamond.
day 1 of keeping my weekly resolution:
1. i have been such a good girl you dont even know.
2. ok, i still havent looked for a new home.
3. still looking for the perfect gift for jackie, since i refuse to buy her anything that she requested in her entry.
4. my other half of a braincell is encouraging me in the way my...
Read More
1. i have been such a good girl you dont even know.
2. ok, i still havent looked for a new home.
3. still looking for the perfect gift for jackie, since i refuse to buy her anything that she requested in her entry.
4. my other half of a braincell is encouraging me in the way my...
Read More
VIEW 5 of 5 COMMENTS
thnkhvn4lilgirls:
1. Your halo is crooked....
2. No, and you probably haven't gotten up to pee either, so what's the big deal. Baby steps. Pee first, then look for a new home.
3. A Coscto-sized bottle of Coco butter...or just take something from work, I'm sure she'll like it....hahahahha
4. Yeah. I didn't think your braincells were masculine, but after talking about the Rumble in the Bronx, I can see that now...
5. Damn you all to hell!
Oh yeah, I got a new screenname on AOL: IHUMPDYRMOM (seriously), check it out sometime, it's new and improved Mud(tm).
2. No, and you probably haven't gotten up to pee either, so what's the big deal. Baby steps. Pee first, then look for a new home.
3. A Coscto-sized bottle of Coco butter...or just take something from work, I'm sure she'll like it....hahahahha
4. Yeah. I didn't think your braincells were masculine, but after talking about the Rumble in the Bronx, I can see that now...
5. Damn you all to hell!
Oh yeah, I got a new screenname on AOL: IHUMPDYRMOM (seriously), check it out sometime, it's new and improved Mud(tm).
kingbugs:
Mush!?? like in that Little Rascal's episode:
(bad french accent) "boot eet ees what we gif all de children...moosh!"
p.s. put up a damn picture alreeeedy
[Edited on Jan 30, 2003]
(bad french accent) "boot eet ees what we gif all de children...moosh!"
p.s. put up a damn picture alreeeedy
[Edited on Jan 30, 2003]
this week i will:
1. be a good girl. or at least die trying.
2. look for an apartment.
3. celebrate jackie's day of birth.
4. go on fucking vacation! and not do a damn thing! and you can't make me!
5. be happy when life comes full circle. and you find the other half of yr brain cell.
6. eat less bananas.
1. be a good girl. or at least die trying.
2. look for an apartment.
3. celebrate jackie's day of birth.
4. go on fucking vacation! and not do a damn thing! and you can't make me!
5. be happy when life comes full circle. and you find the other half of yr brain cell.
6. eat less bananas.
VIEW 3 of 3 COMMENTS
user8935778:
1. save your goodness.. friday night theres some bowling thing in lauderdale. hot boys! wee!
2. so you can cook me dinner.
3. mmmmm.. birthdays.
4. what are you doing? im going to orlando saturday.. you should think about coming up!
5. my brain is floating in alcohol.
6. i love bananas! but i love strawberries more.
2. so you can cook me dinner.
3. mmmmm.. birthdays.
4. what are you doing? im going to orlando saturday.. you should think about coming up!
5. my brain is floating in alcohol.
6. i love bananas! but i love strawberries more.
jupiter6:
my half of the brain cell would appreciate it if your half would tell me to :put the scotch down: if you woke up hungover today, i apologize.
:clears throat:
FREEEEDOOOOMMM!!!!! AAAGGHHH!!!
or something like that.