So I was working today and one of the worst things that has ever happened to me happened today. I am devastated. I work for Redbox. I was putting movies into a, the only way I can describe it is a 14 gallon ziplock baggie, when a cashier asked me why I was putting them in the baggie. I looked her right in the eye and I said because I like my movies fresh and crispy. Que the crickets.... Fresh and crispy I almost said again. NOTHING! Not a look, not a smile. Nothing!
Then it hit me, maybe I'm not funny anymore. I mean, I am funny right?!?!? RIGHT?!?! That was funny, right? FRESH AND CRISPY I said!!!!!!! My entire world has turned upside down as I come to terms with maybe I am not funny anymore. I have to rethink everything...
chef:
Lol