haunterofthedark

(`. Un Chevalier Pour La Location (Knight for Hire--Weddings, parties, anything, and bongo jazz a specialty.), .`)

One of my major passions is Arthurian myth and Legend: the tales relating to King Arthur and the Knights of the Round Table. In life, I pride myself of being a gentlemen worthy of those chivalrous stories and when I cant live up to that I just...
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(`. Avida Dollars .`)

Against the wall of one side of my living room stand two large bookcaseses with stacks upon stacks of huge tomes upon their shelves. The average thickness of each tome is a good three inches plus. There are four other bookcases in my living room, each with as many, if not more, books upon their shelves; many are equal in size...
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(`. Burn Me A fire In The Reptile House .`)

[I intended to upload this entry yesterday, but events overtook me and I didnt *sticks tongue out* ]

Across Britain on the night of November 5th, bonfires are lit, effigies are burned, and fireworks are launched all in commemoration of the capture, torture and execution of the country's most notorious traitor, Guy Fawkes. How civilised!...
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(`. Involuntary Spasm .`)

I just had to get a clip of this scene from Dodgeball - A True Underdog Story as there is a chap down our gym that is just like this much to the amusement of the ladies!!! Err besides my health, why else do you think Im down there.

In this scene, White Goodman, owner, operator and founder of Globo Gym...
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