hattermad

Today i unknowingly aided and abetted a criminal. I was outside work this morning smoking and some dude asked me for a cigarette, so i reluctantly gave him one. I used to keep one cigarette turned upside down in the packet with one of my pubes in it for such an occasion. I think i'll have to start doing it again.

Anyway.

I thought nothing of it, just some guy asking for a smoke. Until centre security came around while i was at work and started asking questions about the guy, because they had seen me talk to him on one of the surveillance cameras. It turns out he was involved in a burglary like 10 mins before.





- HM