RECORD TIME ANNOYANCE THOUGHT TO BE REACHED
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A young man visiting his family today in Portland, Oregon expressed shock over how quickly he became annoyed by his mother.
The young man in question, web alias Hati, had only been home two hours when his mother attempted to make a comment on an interesting visual effect she noticed in an Olympic human interest story.
"They were showing some WWII footage, right, and my mom's all telling me how she liked that odd tracing effect when they showed the stuff in slow motion" explained Hati. "She was saying how she thought it showed the surrealness of the moment, which totally annoyed me. It's just what happens when you slow film down in post-production!" Hati exclamied. The young man was, of course, being unfair in getting annoyed, but "there was no helping it!"
Shortly after the annoyance occured, Hati called the Guiness Book of World Records to declare he was now the man most quickly fully annoyed by his mother. Much to his dissapointment, he was informed by the operator that the record time was in fact a mere three minutes. A record set in October 1954 by a Mr. Jullian P. Haffenreffer of Sandusky, Ohio.
Hati seemd philosphical about the incident. "Yeah, I was annoyed, but I guess I can be glad I don't have Haffenreffer's parents. Three minutes. That's crazy."
Hati has since hugged his mother and attempted to put the whole thing behind him.
(AP) Reuters-
A young man visiting his family today in Portland, Oregon expressed shock over how quickly he became annoyed by his mother.
The young man in question, web alias Hati, had only been home two hours when his mother attempted to make a comment on an interesting visual effect she noticed in an Olympic human interest story.
"They were showing some WWII footage, right, and my mom's all telling me how she liked that odd tracing effect when they showed the stuff in slow motion" explained Hati. "She was saying how she thought it showed the surrealness of the moment, which totally annoyed me. It's just what happens when you slow film down in post-production!" Hati exclamied. The young man was, of course, being unfair in getting annoyed, but "there was no helping it!"
Shortly after the annoyance occured, Hati called the Guiness Book of World Records to declare he was now the man most quickly fully annoyed by his mother. Much to his dissapointment, he was informed by the operator that the record time was in fact a mere three minutes. A record set in October 1954 by a Mr. Jullian P. Haffenreffer of Sandusky, Ohio.
Hati seemd philosphical about the incident. "Yeah, I was annoyed, but I guess I can be glad I don't have Haffenreffer's parents. Three minutes. That's crazy."
Hati has since hugged his mother and attempted to put the whole thing behind him.
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my mom and i usually require an overnight stay before grating each others nerves.