hatchetwound

dear journal, ...no thats already getting borin. how bout
dear toothfairy,
please take the four teeth furthest back from each corner of my mouth. i don't want them anymore. you don't even have to leave me money. in fact, by doin it u'll be savin me $. hey toothfairy while ur at it, could u, with all ur magical toothy powers, help me kill Apollyon....
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arrrr! i'm a pirate. give up the booty! ok. i'm not that good with a journal. hmmm.
dear journal,
last night i went to a party. this wouldn't be significant, but i ran across the opportunity to observe bubba in his natural environment. actually, these drunk rednecks ran around in the woods in the mid of the night, mocking blairwitch with there camcorder. it made...
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