Started my new job today.
And it SUCKS.
I work at this catalog/credit company, activating merchant cards. People think they're regular credit cards, so it's my job to break it to them that the cards only work with the company's catalog club.
There's a ten-minute speech I have to read to them. It's so long and complicated that even I still don't understand most of it, despite having read it a few dozen times today.
Add in my monotone robot voice and you have a recipe for Dial Tone Cupcakes and Angry People Cursing At Me Snickerdoodles.
or something...
The upside is that there's a lot of hot girls working there.
The downside is that I'm ugly. And slightly retarded.
And I'm a space pirate.
No one likes space pirates.
And it SUCKS.
I work at this catalog/credit company, activating merchant cards. People think they're regular credit cards, so it's my job to break it to them that the cards only work with the company's catalog club.
There's a ten-minute speech I have to read to them. It's so long and complicated that even I still don't understand most of it, despite having read it a few dozen times today.
Add in my monotone robot voice and you have a recipe for Dial Tone Cupcakes and Angry People Cursing At Me Snickerdoodles.
or something...
The upside is that there's a lot of hot girls working there.
The downside is that I'm ugly. And slightly retarded.
And I'm a space pirate.
No one likes space pirates.
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If you can just make the crossover to regular Pirate , you'll have all the ladies lining up to walk your plank ( Wait . What the hell does that even mean???? It sounded good inside my head , but when I typed it it just seems so wrong
Unless they hand over their Dial Tone Cupcakes.