I was reading a message board when I came across this guy's avatar:
"Zim THE LEGENDARY SITH
lord of the empire
26 jedis down
Kevin is my apprentice"
Bwahahaha!! THAT'S RIGHT, FOLKS! BEWARE KEVIN, HEIR TO THE SITH EMPIRE!!! THE DARK AND POWERFUL KEVIN!!
Whoo... Oh, lordy.
I heart nerds.
"Luke, we've got the Empire of the run."
"Good job, Han. This victory is key to bringing peace to the galaxy. I only hope ARRRGGH!"
"What's wrong, Luke?"
"There's... great... disturbance... in Force... evil...coming..."
"Who, Luke? Darth Vader? Boba Fett? Vandar the Widow Slayer?"
"No! It.. it... IT'S KEVIN!"
*Rebels retreat*
Okay, I'm done.
And I'm probably the only one who found this funny.
Edit: EVEN MORE INSANITY!
While doing a Google image search for "sith Kevin," I stumbled across the 501st Dune Sea Sniper Detachment. While the name may sound ominous and scary, they're really a group that dresses up as Star Wars villains and participate in fund-raising walks for multiple sclerosis.
PICTURE THAT FOR A MOMENT! You're in your neon-red shorts and Nike shirt, stretching in preparation of your day-long battle against MS. All of a sudden two dozen Storm Troopers, four Boba Fetts, four Royal Guards, and some other characters you don't know, led by Darth Vader, arrive and just stand around. And then they walk with you for miles.
PHEONIX, ARIZONA! BEHOLD THE FACE OF YOUR DOOM! IT DOES NOT WEAR A SWEAT BAND!
I say it again: I heart nerds.
"Zim THE LEGENDARY SITH
lord of the empire
26 jedis down
Kevin is my apprentice"
Bwahahaha!! THAT'S RIGHT, FOLKS! BEWARE KEVIN, HEIR TO THE SITH EMPIRE!!! THE DARK AND POWERFUL KEVIN!!
Whoo... Oh, lordy.
I heart nerds.
"Luke, we've got the Empire of the run."
"Good job, Han. This victory is key to bringing peace to the galaxy. I only hope ARRRGGH!"
"What's wrong, Luke?"
"There's... great... disturbance... in Force... evil...coming..."
"Who, Luke? Darth Vader? Boba Fett? Vandar the Widow Slayer?"
"No! It.. it... IT'S KEVIN!"
*Rebels retreat*
Okay, I'm done.
And I'm probably the only one who found this funny.
Edit: EVEN MORE INSANITY!
While doing a Google image search for "sith Kevin," I stumbled across the 501st Dune Sea Sniper Detachment. While the name may sound ominous and scary, they're really a group that dresses up as Star Wars villains and participate in fund-raising walks for multiple sclerosis.
PICTURE THAT FOR A MOMENT! You're in your neon-red shorts and Nike shirt, stretching in preparation of your day-long battle against MS. All of a sudden two dozen Storm Troopers, four Boba Fetts, four Royal Guards, and some other characters you don't know, led by Darth Vader, arrive and just stand around. And then they walk with you for miles.
PHEONIX, ARIZONA! BEHOLD THE FACE OF YOUR DOOM! IT DOES NOT WEAR A SWEAT BAND!
I say it again: I heart nerds.
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Pray that the spies don't get word to Grand Moff Steve , or he'll TELL .