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Saturday Jun 21, 2003

Jun 21, 2003
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If a man got a wedgie in the middle of the forest and no one was around to see it, would it still be funny?
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bryn:
yeah. the carpet wont match, but theres a very specific reason why. when i was 16, i got drunk during a hockey party at my friends, and me and my friend becky decided to dye our pubes. with my friends left-over mohawk dye. which was green. we did and it was fabulous. until the boy i was seeing went to go take my pants off one day [he had no idea of our green snatch escapades] and almost passed out. he thought i had some sort of nasty crotch-rot. so to discourage any unpleasant memories of fights occuring after the fact, we left his below-the-belt o'naturale.
i wont hit you about the dixie chicks. ill just pinch your arm! ew! why?!
yeah. i see your reasoning on not wanting a rocket launcher for an arm. i suppose it would be rather difficult to do everyday things. you dont think about that stuff tpough when youre blinded by the beauty of the idea. rockets. that shoot out of your arm. sweeeet. i think ill just stick with tank girls rocket bra. now those are some bazoons.biggrin
Jun 24, 2003
gasmaskboy:
new profile pic \m/

dude, wedgies are a half and half thing for me....
they can be hilarious....
but sometimes it's just overkill....
like if someone doesn't stop doing them.... it kills the humor... but in a totaly random instance... good fun...
Hmmmm, in the woods.... yeah it would still be funny....
cuz the person would have an amazing story of how he somehow managed to give himself a wedgie in the middle of the forrest with no one around....
and that my friend.... is funny.
Jun 24, 2003

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