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SixMinutsOfDecay: hi
Trent In Chains: Hello.
SixMinutsOfDecay: hows it going
SixMinutsOfDecay: i just was at your kittie site
Trent In Chains: Can't complain, I guess. You?
SixMinutsOfDecay: same i guess
SixMinutsOfDecay: i added you to my bl and there you were
SixMinutsOfDecay: where are you from
Trent In Chains: Los Angeles. How about you?
SixMinutsOfDecay: seattle
SixMinutsOfDecay: how old are you
Trent In Chains: Neat. I went to Seattle once. Really liked it.
Trent In Chains: 21. You?
SixMinutsOfDecay: 23
SixMinutsOfDecay: do you have a pic
Trent In Chains: Not of me, no. I think I have one of The Hulk somewhere, though.
SixMinutsOfDecay: lol
Trent In Chains: Yeah, found it! It's really cool. He's hitting a tank with another tank.
SixMinutsOfDecay: haha okay
SixMinutsOfDecay: send it over
Trent In Chains: Think about it: WITH ANOTHER TANK.
SixMinutsOfDecay: oh whoa
SixMinutsOfDecay: ummm
SixMinutsOfDecay: so did you ever sell your kittie bottle
Trent In Chains: No. I lost it, actually.
SixMinutsOfDecay: lol
SixMinutsOfDecay: are you still into kittie
Trent In Chains: Not really. I wasn't too into their second album.
SixMinutsOfDecay: yeah
SixMinutsOfDecay: what do you listen to know
Trent In Chains: A lot of classic rock, actually. I still can't explain how I went from heavy metal to the Beatles.
Trent In Chains: It just kinda happened.
SixMinutsOfDecay: wow
SixMinutsOfDecay: heavy metal to the beatles huh
Trent In Chains: Yeah. It's impressive, I know, but please try not to let it intimidate you too much.
SixMinutsOfDecay: hehe
SixMinutsOfDecay: what part of LA do you live in
Trent In Chains: The awesome part.
SixMinutsOfDecay: which part is that
Trent In Chains: It's the part that sounds a lot better when described as "the awesome part."
SixMinutsOfDecay: lol, so what does it sound like when it's not described as "the awesome part"
Trent In Chains: "The sucky part."
SixMinutsOfDecay: and what part is that?
Trent In Chains: It's the part that sounds a lot better when described as "the awesome part."
SixMinutsOfDecay: and what part is that?
Trent In Chains: The part that's really "the sucky part."
SixMinutsOfDecay: and what part is that, huh huh???
SixMinutsOfDecay: what part is that??
Trent In Chains: It's the part that sounds a lot better when described as "the awesome part."
SixMinutsOfDecay: aaaaaaaarggggghhhhhhhhh
Trent In Chains: I can keep this up all day.
Trent In Chains:
SixMinutsOfDecay: and what part is that?
Trent In Chains: The part that's really "the sucky part."
SixMinutsOfDecay: i will kill you
Trent In Chains: Only if you find me first!
SixMinutsOfDecay: i can
SixMinutsOfDecay:
Trent In Chains: You better not.
Trent In Chains: I'll be mad.
Trent In Chains: And then dead.
Trent In Chains: And then I'll be REALLY mad.
SixMinutsOfDecay: i know exactly where you live
Trent In Chains: Seriously?
SixMinutsOfDecay: yes
Trent In Chains: No, seriously.
Trent In Chains: Seriously?
SixMinutsOfDecay: yes seriously
Trent In Chains: Seriously, now.
Trent In Chains: Seriously?
SixMinutsOfDecay: completely serious
Trent In Chains: Holy crap.
SixMinutsOfDecay: yeah, what now
Trent In Chains: I just moved.
Trent In Chains: Like, a minute ago.
SixMinutsOfDecay: a minute ago
Trent In Chains: Now I'm in a completely different place.
Trent In Chains: Yeah.
SixMinutsOfDecay: okay
SixMinutsOfDecay: i still know where you live
Trent In Chains: Crap! How did you find me so fast?
SixMinutsOfDecay: it's easy
SixMinutsOfDecay: are you scared
SixMinutsOfDecay: or turned on
Trent In Chains: Mostly scared.
Trent In Chains: A little thirsty, though.
SixMinutsOfDecay: put some water in morgan's water bottle
SixMinutsOfDecay: did you really **** morgan's bottle?
Trent In Chains: Uh... yes?
SixMinutsOfDecay: cool, what was it like
Trent In Chains: Imagine Gary Busey on peyote.
Trent In Chains: And then imagine having sex with him.
Trent In Chains: It was sorta like that.
SixMinutsOfDecay: lol, who's gary busey
Trent In Chains: WHO'S GARY BUSEY?!?!
SixMinutsOfDecay: yeah, who is he
Trent In Chains: I think a better question would be, "Who ISN'T Gary Busey?"
SixMinutsOfDecay: okay, "who ISN'T Gary Busey?"
Trent In Chains: Busey World - Gary Busey Filmography
Trent In Chains: Take a gander.
SixMinutsOfDecay: k
SixMinutsOfDecay: okay i know who gary busey is
SixMinutsOfDecay: now that guy is scary
Trent In Chains: And by scary, do you mean totally awesome?
SixMinutsOfDecay: ummm, if you want it to mean that
Trent In Chains: I do.
SixMinutsOfDecay: okay he's totally awesome
SixMinutsOfDecay: actually i hate him, but sure he's awesome
Trent In Chains: How could you hate Gary Busey?
SixMinutsOfDecay: i dunno
SixMinutsOfDecay: i just do
SixMinutsOfDecay: he looks like an asshole
Trent In Chains: But... but he was in Predator 2!
SixMinutsOfDecay: i know
SixMinutsOfDecay: i loved that movie, i loved it
SixMinutsOfDecay: but i feel like he wants to kill me
SixMinutsOfDecay: what's your name by the way
Trent In Chains: Well, you want to kill me. But I'm still talking to you.
Trent In Chains: Trent. Yours?
SixMinutsOfDecay: your name is really trent
SixMinutsOfDecay: that's your nickname or something
SixMinutsOfDecay: and i don't want to kill you
Trent In Chains: Or something.
SixMinutsOfDecay: i just know where you live
Trent In Chains: Okay, that's a little creepy.
SixMinutsOfDecay: why is that creepy
Trent In Chains: 'Cause it creeps me out.
SixMinutsOfDecay: tell me why
Trent In Chains: I'd rather just sit here and look at stuff.
SixMinutsOfDecay: what does that have to do with me knowing where you live
Trent In Chains: Nothing, really. But I'm just too lazy to think of a proper response.
SixMinutsOfDecay: oh
SixMinutsOfDecay: because i can tell you exactly where you live
Trent In Chains: Even which room I'm in?
SixMinutsOfDecay: maybe
SixMinutsOfDecay: it's the part of la that sounds a lot better when described as "the awesome part", that's exactly where you live
SixMinutsOfDecay: hahahahhahaha
Trent In Chains: Holy crap!
Trent In Chains: Are you with the government?!?!
SixMinutsOfDecay: i am!!!!
SixMinutsOfDecay: no, actually i'm just stalking you
Trent In Chains: Are you watching me on a satellite?
Trent In Chains: Oh.
SixMinutsOfDecay: i'm watching you with binoculars
Trent In Chains: Shoot... I knew I should've put pants on today...
SixMinutsOfDecay: no you shouldn't have
Trent In Chains: Hey, do these chaps make my butt look big?
SixMinutsOfDecay: not at all
Trent In Chains: Sweet!
SixMinutsOfDecay: what are chaps by the way
Trent In Chains: If you really were watching me, you'd know.
Trent In Chains: They're those things cowboys wear outside of their pants.
SixMinutsOfDecay: is that all you're wearing
Trent In Chains: I've got socks on, too.
SixMinutsOfDecay: oh so that's what those things you're wearing are called
SixMinutsOfDecay: yeah i see those
Trent In Chains: Can you see that my socks have parts to hold individual toes?
SixMinutsOfDecay: no
Trent In Chains: Oh. I guess they're too small to see. Well, they do.
SixMinutsOfDecay: i always wondered who wore those
Trent In Chains: It's like I'm not wearing socks at all; but, rather, I have a second layer of wool/polyester blend skin.
SixMinutsOfDecay: i think i'm in love with you
Trent In Chains: Hey, cool. You're the second person this week that's fallen in love with me.
Trent In Chains: What a good week.
SixMinutsOfDecay: that sucks, i wanted to be the first and only
SixMinutsOfDecay: who was the first
Trent In Chains: No one you know.
Trent In Chains: Hold on a sec. I'll be right back.
SixMinutsOfDecay: kay
Trent In Chains: Back.
SixMinutsOfDecay:
SixMinutsOfDecay: i like your interpretation of choke
Trent In Chains: Thanks.
SixMinutsOfDecay: sorry, i'm obsessed with kittie, and am starting to become obsesse with... you
Trent In Chains: Man, I haven't been to the site in about two years now, I think.
SixMinutsOfDecay: lol
Trent In Chains: Yeah, that's happened before. It'll last about a week. Then you'll realize how uninteresting I really am.
SixMinutsOfDecay: dude i think i really, really love you
SixMinutsOfDecay: no way
Trent In Chains: Way.
SixMinutsOfDecay: no way
Trent In Chains: Way.
SixMinutsOfDecay: NOOO WAY
Trent In Chains: Huhway.
SixMinutsOfDecay: NaUhway
Trent In Chains: Huhway.
SixMinutsOfDecay: NaUhway.
SixMinutsOfDecay: i want to see a picture of you
Trent In Chains: [insert superhero smiley] I kinda look like this.
Trent In Chains: But without my mask, I look like the pic on the right. [note: my AIM pic is a pic of Space Ghost]
SixMinutsOfDecay: what pic on the right
Trent In Chains: Is there a pic over there? --->
SixMinutsOfDecay: i knew you were going to say that
SixMinutsOfDecay: i knew it
Trent In Chains: See? I'm already predictable and unoriginal.
SixMinutsOfDecay: noooooooo
SixMinutsOfDecay: you are not
SixMinutsOfDecay: so are you all beatled out now
Trent In Chains: I'm not sure what that means.
SixMinutsOfDecay: i don't know either
SixMinutsOfDecay: i just wanted to say it
Trent In Chains: It sounded good, at least.
SixMinutsOfDecay:
SixMinutsOfDecay: send me a pic trent
Trent In Chains: Of?
SixMinutsOfDecay: you
SixMinutsOfDecay: i'm so curious now
SixMinutsOfDecay: i don't care how ugly you are, because you're not
Trent In Chains: Oh, yeah?
Trent In Chains: http://featsofdaringdo.tvheaven.com/baby2.jpg
Trent In Chains: Grab a fork, buddy, 'cause you're about to eat those words.
SixMinutsOfDecay: lol
SixMinutsOfDecay: you're a guy?
Trent In Chains: No.
SixMinutsOfDecay: so that's not you then
Trent In Chains: Right.
SixMinutsOfDecay: so send me a real pic of you
SixMinutsOfDecay: you crack me up you know that
Trent In Chains: http://members.tripod.com/~Tony50/sub-thunder/thunder04.jpg Here's me several years ago.
SixMinutsOfDecay: that was awhile ago, do you have anything more recent
Trent In Chains: http://www.neuroscience.med.utah.edu/Faculty/Crowley.JPG Here's me several years from now. Is that recent enough?
SixMinutsOfDecay: hahahahahhahah
Trent In Chains: Do you have a pic?
SixMinutsOfDecay: yes i do
Trent In Chains: Do they contain viruses and/or the Predator?
SixMinutsOfDecay: no
Trent In Chains: What about monkeys?
SixMinutsOfDecay: well a lot of people would call me a monkey, so yes one of those
Trent In Chains: But no actual monkeys?
SixMinutsOfDecay: no
Trent In Chains: Crap.
SixMinutsOfDecay: lol
SixMinutsOfDecay: "not only does your site suck my ass hair but you are dumb to think that Talena died. I looked at your dumb site for 5 mins and was sick. If she was died then how could she have done the Orcale video and "WHat I have always wanted?" and btw you never did an interview with Kittie--they ONLY do recorded interviews, some sites might stick the typed version up because of lack of space but dude, if you are that obsessed then you would stick the video up--oh thats right, you didnt have the interview. WATER BOTTLE, my ass dude---that is NOT even the brand she drinks from...she drinks from 'Crystal Springs' and btw, your site design suck...if you want a real site---look at my site:"
SixMinutsOfDecay: that's so funny
Trent In Chains: lol. Yeah, I remember that one.
Trent In Chains: People get REALLY mad about the Talena Is Dead thing.
Trent In Chains: Even though I tell them twice in the section itself that I made the entire thing up.
SixMinutsOfDecay: hehehe
SixMinutsOfDecay: you're really not a guy though?
Trent In Chains: Not according to the magic of the internet.
SixMinutsOfDecay: what do you mean
Trent In Chains: I mean that I'm a dude.
SixMinutsOfDecay: so you are a guy
Trent In Chains: No.
Trent In Chains: I'm a dude.
SixMinutsOfDecay: you're a dude?
Trent In Chains: Yes.
SixMinutsOfDecay: what's the difference between a guy and a dude
Trent In Chains: I think a better question would be, "What ISN'T the difference between a guy and a dude?"
SixMinutsOfDecay: no difference?
Trent In Chains: yeah...
SixMinutsOfDecay: so that first pic you showed me, that was you right
Trent In Chains: No.
Trent In Chains: That was just a random pic I found on Google.
SixMinutsOfDecay: oh
Trent In Chains: Just kidding.
Trent In Chains: I really found it on a porn site.
Trent In Chains: No joke, either.
SixMinutsOfDecay: really?
SixMinutsOfDecay: dude put it on maury right now
SixMinutsOfDecay: you have to see this
SixMinutsOfDecay: this guy is crying like a baby because he's not the father of the baby he thought was his, and neither is the other guy this girl brought in
Trent In Chains: lol
SixMinutsOfDecay: not to say that crying like a baby is bad, but this guy is REALLY crying like a baby
SixMinutsOfDecay: i can't even feel sorry for him
SixMinutsOfDecay: it's just plain funny
SixMinutsOfDecay: you have to see this
Trent In Chains: I don't really think that I want to...
SixMinutsOfDecay: wow that was weird
SixMinutsOfDecay: yeah you don't want to
SixMinutsOfDecay: wow you really are a guy
Trent In Chains: Uh.. yeah. And have been all my life.
SixMinutsOfDecay: and that first picture was of you
SixMinutsOfDecay: yer cute though, i don't know why you said you were ugly
Trent In Chains: You can't really see all the ugly in that pic.
SixMinutsOfDecay: you're not ugly at all
Trent In Chains: Eh. I get by, I guess.
SixMinutsOfDecay: that's the first site i've seen dedicated to kittie by a male
Trent In Chains: There's a few out there. Angelic Whore, for example.
Trent In Chains: Talena's official site, back in the day.
SixMinutsOfDecay: do you ever feel like life completely sucks and there's no reason to go on
Trent In Chains: I did, until I bought a GameCube.
SixMinutsOfDecay: i have a gamecube too, but they suck compared to ps2's
Trent In Chains: Can't argue with that.
SixMinutsOfDecay: i felt totally ripped off when i got the gamecube
Trent In Chains: Then you didn't get the right games.
SixMinutsOfDecay: maybe
Trent In Chains: I just got mine recently. So I have Metroid and Zelda to love.
SixMinutsOfDecay: what should i get
SixMinutsOfDecay: zelda sucks
SixMinutsOfDecay: both of them
Trent In Chains: Blasphemy!
SixMinutsOfDecay: i couldn't believe what they did to that game
Trent In Chains: What? The cartoony visuals?
SixMinutsOfDecay: you want to know something funny, i look EXACTLY like you
SixMinutsOfDecay: it's almost scary
Trent In Chains: Maybe we're twins from different dimensions.
Trent In Chains: What dimension are you in?
SixMinutsOfDecay: i'm not sure yet, what one are you in?
Trent In Chains: The 5th one.
SixMinutsOfDecay: what's the 5th one like
Trent In Chains: It's basically just one really long WWF event.
SixMinutsOfDecay: lol
So to recap: I was talking to my twin from an alternate dimension who I thought was a girl but really turned out to be a dude who thought I was a girl, too. You can't make this kind of stuff up.
SixMinutsOfDecay: hi
Trent In Chains: Hello.
SixMinutsOfDecay: hows it going
SixMinutsOfDecay: i just was at your kittie site
Trent In Chains: Can't complain, I guess. You?
SixMinutsOfDecay: same i guess
SixMinutsOfDecay: i added you to my bl and there you were
SixMinutsOfDecay: where are you from
Trent In Chains: Los Angeles. How about you?
SixMinutsOfDecay: seattle
SixMinutsOfDecay: how old are you
Trent In Chains: Neat. I went to Seattle once. Really liked it.
Trent In Chains: 21. You?
SixMinutsOfDecay: 23
SixMinutsOfDecay: do you have a pic
Trent In Chains: Not of me, no. I think I have one of The Hulk somewhere, though.
SixMinutsOfDecay: lol
Trent In Chains: Yeah, found it! It's really cool. He's hitting a tank with another tank.
SixMinutsOfDecay: haha okay
SixMinutsOfDecay: send it over
Trent In Chains: Think about it: WITH ANOTHER TANK.
SixMinutsOfDecay: oh whoa
SixMinutsOfDecay: ummm
SixMinutsOfDecay: so did you ever sell your kittie bottle
Trent In Chains: No. I lost it, actually.
SixMinutsOfDecay: lol
SixMinutsOfDecay: are you still into kittie
Trent In Chains: Not really. I wasn't too into their second album.
SixMinutsOfDecay: yeah
SixMinutsOfDecay: what do you listen to know
Trent In Chains: A lot of classic rock, actually. I still can't explain how I went from heavy metal to the Beatles.
Trent In Chains: It just kinda happened.
SixMinutsOfDecay: wow
SixMinutsOfDecay: heavy metal to the beatles huh
Trent In Chains: Yeah. It's impressive, I know, but please try not to let it intimidate you too much.
SixMinutsOfDecay: hehe
SixMinutsOfDecay: what part of LA do you live in
Trent In Chains: The awesome part.
SixMinutsOfDecay: which part is that
Trent In Chains: It's the part that sounds a lot better when described as "the awesome part."
SixMinutsOfDecay: lol, so what does it sound like when it's not described as "the awesome part"
Trent In Chains: "The sucky part."
SixMinutsOfDecay: and what part is that?
Trent In Chains: It's the part that sounds a lot better when described as "the awesome part."
SixMinutsOfDecay: and what part is that?
Trent In Chains: The part that's really "the sucky part."
SixMinutsOfDecay: and what part is that, huh huh???
SixMinutsOfDecay: what part is that??
Trent In Chains: It's the part that sounds a lot better when described as "the awesome part."
SixMinutsOfDecay: aaaaaaaarggggghhhhhhhhh
Trent In Chains: I can keep this up all day.
Trent In Chains:
SixMinutsOfDecay: and what part is that?
Trent In Chains: The part that's really "the sucky part."
SixMinutsOfDecay: i will kill you
Trent In Chains: Only if you find me first!
SixMinutsOfDecay: i can
SixMinutsOfDecay:
Trent In Chains: You better not.
Trent In Chains: I'll be mad.
Trent In Chains: And then dead.
Trent In Chains: And then I'll be REALLY mad.
SixMinutsOfDecay: i know exactly where you live
Trent In Chains: Seriously?
SixMinutsOfDecay: yes
Trent In Chains: No, seriously.
Trent In Chains: Seriously?
SixMinutsOfDecay: yes seriously
Trent In Chains: Seriously, now.
Trent In Chains: Seriously?
SixMinutsOfDecay: completely serious
Trent In Chains: Holy crap.
SixMinutsOfDecay: yeah, what now
Trent In Chains: I just moved.
Trent In Chains: Like, a minute ago.
SixMinutsOfDecay: a minute ago
Trent In Chains: Now I'm in a completely different place.
Trent In Chains: Yeah.
SixMinutsOfDecay: okay
SixMinutsOfDecay: i still know where you live
Trent In Chains: Crap! How did you find me so fast?
SixMinutsOfDecay: it's easy
SixMinutsOfDecay: are you scared
SixMinutsOfDecay: or turned on
Trent In Chains: Mostly scared.
Trent In Chains: A little thirsty, though.
SixMinutsOfDecay: put some water in morgan's water bottle
SixMinutsOfDecay: did you really **** morgan's bottle?
Trent In Chains: Uh... yes?
SixMinutsOfDecay: cool, what was it like
Trent In Chains: Imagine Gary Busey on peyote.
Trent In Chains: And then imagine having sex with him.
Trent In Chains: It was sorta like that.
SixMinutsOfDecay: lol, who's gary busey
Trent In Chains: WHO'S GARY BUSEY?!?!
SixMinutsOfDecay: yeah, who is he
Trent In Chains: I think a better question would be, "Who ISN'T Gary Busey?"
SixMinutsOfDecay: okay, "who ISN'T Gary Busey?"
Trent In Chains: Busey World - Gary Busey Filmography
Trent In Chains: Take a gander.
SixMinutsOfDecay: k
SixMinutsOfDecay: okay i know who gary busey is
SixMinutsOfDecay: now that guy is scary
Trent In Chains: And by scary, do you mean totally awesome?
SixMinutsOfDecay: ummm, if you want it to mean that
Trent In Chains: I do.
SixMinutsOfDecay: okay he's totally awesome
SixMinutsOfDecay: actually i hate him, but sure he's awesome
Trent In Chains: How could you hate Gary Busey?
SixMinutsOfDecay: i dunno
SixMinutsOfDecay: i just do
SixMinutsOfDecay: he looks like an asshole
Trent In Chains: But... but he was in Predator 2!
SixMinutsOfDecay: i know
SixMinutsOfDecay: i loved that movie, i loved it
SixMinutsOfDecay: but i feel like he wants to kill me
SixMinutsOfDecay: what's your name by the way
Trent In Chains: Well, you want to kill me. But I'm still talking to you.
Trent In Chains: Trent. Yours?
SixMinutsOfDecay: your name is really trent
SixMinutsOfDecay: that's your nickname or something
SixMinutsOfDecay: and i don't want to kill you
Trent In Chains: Or something.
SixMinutsOfDecay: i just know where you live
Trent In Chains: Okay, that's a little creepy.
SixMinutsOfDecay: why is that creepy
Trent In Chains: 'Cause it creeps me out.
SixMinutsOfDecay: tell me why
Trent In Chains: I'd rather just sit here and look at stuff.
SixMinutsOfDecay: what does that have to do with me knowing where you live
Trent In Chains: Nothing, really. But I'm just too lazy to think of a proper response.
SixMinutsOfDecay: oh
SixMinutsOfDecay: because i can tell you exactly where you live
Trent In Chains: Even which room I'm in?
SixMinutsOfDecay: maybe
SixMinutsOfDecay: it's the part of la that sounds a lot better when described as "the awesome part", that's exactly where you live
SixMinutsOfDecay: hahahahhahaha
Trent In Chains: Holy crap!
Trent In Chains: Are you with the government?!?!
SixMinutsOfDecay: i am!!!!
SixMinutsOfDecay: no, actually i'm just stalking you
Trent In Chains: Are you watching me on a satellite?
Trent In Chains: Oh.
SixMinutsOfDecay: i'm watching you with binoculars
Trent In Chains: Shoot... I knew I should've put pants on today...
SixMinutsOfDecay: no you shouldn't have
Trent In Chains: Hey, do these chaps make my butt look big?
SixMinutsOfDecay: not at all
Trent In Chains: Sweet!
SixMinutsOfDecay: what are chaps by the way
Trent In Chains: If you really were watching me, you'd know.
Trent In Chains: They're those things cowboys wear outside of their pants.
SixMinutsOfDecay: is that all you're wearing
Trent In Chains: I've got socks on, too.
SixMinutsOfDecay: oh so that's what those things you're wearing are called
SixMinutsOfDecay: yeah i see those
Trent In Chains: Can you see that my socks have parts to hold individual toes?
SixMinutsOfDecay: no
Trent In Chains: Oh. I guess they're too small to see. Well, they do.
SixMinutsOfDecay: i always wondered who wore those
Trent In Chains: It's like I'm not wearing socks at all; but, rather, I have a second layer of wool/polyester blend skin.
SixMinutsOfDecay: i think i'm in love with you
Trent In Chains: Hey, cool. You're the second person this week that's fallen in love with me.
Trent In Chains: What a good week.
SixMinutsOfDecay: that sucks, i wanted to be the first and only
SixMinutsOfDecay: who was the first
Trent In Chains: No one you know.
Trent In Chains: Hold on a sec. I'll be right back.
SixMinutsOfDecay: kay
Trent In Chains: Back.
SixMinutsOfDecay:
SixMinutsOfDecay: i like your interpretation of choke
Trent In Chains: Thanks.
SixMinutsOfDecay: sorry, i'm obsessed with kittie, and am starting to become obsesse with... you
Trent In Chains: Man, I haven't been to the site in about two years now, I think.
SixMinutsOfDecay: lol
Trent In Chains: Yeah, that's happened before. It'll last about a week. Then you'll realize how uninteresting I really am.
SixMinutsOfDecay: dude i think i really, really love you
SixMinutsOfDecay: no way
Trent In Chains: Way.
SixMinutsOfDecay: no way
Trent In Chains: Way.
SixMinutsOfDecay: NOOO WAY
Trent In Chains: Huhway.
SixMinutsOfDecay: NaUhway
Trent In Chains: Huhway.
SixMinutsOfDecay: NaUhway.
SixMinutsOfDecay: i want to see a picture of you
Trent In Chains: [insert superhero smiley] I kinda look like this.
Trent In Chains: But without my mask, I look like the pic on the right. [note: my AIM pic is a pic of Space Ghost]
SixMinutsOfDecay: what pic on the right
Trent In Chains: Is there a pic over there? --->
SixMinutsOfDecay: i knew you were going to say that
SixMinutsOfDecay: i knew it
Trent In Chains: See? I'm already predictable and unoriginal.
SixMinutsOfDecay: noooooooo
SixMinutsOfDecay: you are not
SixMinutsOfDecay: so are you all beatled out now
Trent In Chains: I'm not sure what that means.
SixMinutsOfDecay: i don't know either
SixMinutsOfDecay: i just wanted to say it
Trent In Chains: It sounded good, at least.
SixMinutsOfDecay:
SixMinutsOfDecay: send me a pic trent
Trent In Chains: Of?
SixMinutsOfDecay: you
SixMinutsOfDecay: i'm so curious now
SixMinutsOfDecay: i don't care how ugly you are, because you're not
Trent In Chains: Oh, yeah?
Trent In Chains: http://featsofdaringdo.tvheaven.com/baby2.jpg
Trent In Chains: Grab a fork, buddy, 'cause you're about to eat those words.
SixMinutsOfDecay: lol
SixMinutsOfDecay: you're a guy?
Trent In Chains: No.
SixMinutsOfDecay: so that's not you then
Trent In Chains: Right.
SixMinutsOfDecay: so send me a real pic of you
SixMinutsOfDecay: you crack me up you know that
Trent In Chains: http://members.tripod.com/~Tony50/sub-thunder/thunder04.jpg Here's me several years ago.
SixMinutsOfDecay: that was awhile ago, do you have anything more recent
Trent In Chains: http://www.neuroscience.med.utah.edu/Faculty/Crowley.JPG Here's me several years from now. Is that recent enough?
SixMinutsOfDecay: hahahahahhahah
Trent In Chains: Do you have a pic?
SixMinutsOfDecay: yes i do
Trent In Chains: Do they contain viruses and/or the Predator?
SixMinutsOfDecay: no
Trent In Chains: What about monkeys?
SixMinutsOfDecay: well a lot of people would call me a monkey, so yes one of those
Trent In Chains: But no actual monkeys?
SixMinutsOfDecay: no
Trent In Chains: Crap.
SixMinutsOfDecay: lol
SixMinutsOfDecay: "not only does your site suck my ass hair but you are dumb to think that Talena died. I looked at your dumb site for 5 mins and was sick. If she was died then how could she have done the Orcale video and "WHat I have always wanted?" and btw you never did an interview with Kittie--they ONLY do recorded interviews, some sites might stick the typed version up because of lack of space but dude, if you are that obsessed then you would stick the video up--oh thats right, you didnt have the interview. WATER BOTTLE, my ass dude---that is NOT even the brand she drinks from...she drinks from 'Crystal Springs' and btw, your site design suck...if you want a real site---look at my site:"
SixMinutsOfDecay: that's so funny
Trent In Chains: lol. Yeah, I remember that one.
Trent In Chains: People get REALLY mad about the Talena Is Dead thing.
Trent In Chains: Even though I tell them twice in the section itself that I made the entire thing up.
SixMinutsOfDecay: hehehe
SixMinutsOfDecay: you're really not a guy though?
Trent In Chains: Not according to the magic of the internet.
SixMinutsOfDecay: what do you mean
Trent In Chains: I mean that I'm a dude.
SixMinutsOfDecay: so you are a guy
Trent In Chains: No.
Trent In Chains: I'm a dude.
SixMinutsOfDecay: you're a dude?
Trent In Chains: Yes.
SixMinutsOfDecay: what's the difference between a guy and a dude
Trent In Chains: I think a better question would be, "What ISN'T the difference between a guy and a dude?"
SixMinutsOfDecay: no difference?
Trent In Chains: yeah...
SixMinutsOfDecay: so that first pic you showed me, that was you right
Trent In Chains: No.
Trent In Chains: That was just a random pic I found on Google.
SixMinutsOfDecay: oh
Trent In Chains: Just kidding.
Trent In Chains: I really found it on a porn site.
Trent In Chains: No joke, either.
SixMinutsOfDecay: really?
SixMinutsOfDecay: dude put it on maury right now
SixMinutsOfDecay: you have to see this
SixMinutsOfDecay: this guy is crying like a baby because he's not the father of the baby he thought was his, and neither is the other guy this girl brought in
Trent In Chains: lol
SixMinutsOfDecay: not to say that crying like a baby is bad, but this guy is REALLY crying like a baby
SixMinutsOfDecay: i can't even feel sorry for him
SixMinutsOfDecay: it's just plain funny
SixMinutsOfDecay: you have to see this
Trent In Chains: I don't really think that I want to...
SixMinutsOfDecay: wow that was weird
SixMinutsOfDecay: yeah you don't want to
SixMinutsOfDecay: wow you really are a guy
Trent In Chains: Uh.. yeah. And have been all my life.
SixMinutsOfDecay: and that first picture was of you
SixMinutsOfDecay: yer cute though, i don't know why you said you were ugly
Trent In Chains: You can't really see all the ugly in that pic.
SixMinutsOfDecay: you're not ugly at all
Trent In Chains: Eh. I get by, I guess.
SixMinutsOfDecay: that's the first site i've seen dedicated to kittie by a male
Trent In Chains: There's a few out there. Angelic Whore, for example.
Trent In Chains: Talena's official site, back in the day.
SixMinutsOfDecay: do you ever feel like life completely sucks and there's no reason to go on
Trent In Chains: I did, until I bought a GameCube.
SixMinutsOfDecay: i have a gamecube too, but they suck compared to ps2's
Trent In Chains: Can't argue with that.
SixMinutsOfDecay: i felt totally ripped off when i got the gamecube
Trent In Chains: Then you didn't get the right games.
SixMinutsOfDecay: maybe
Trent In Chains: I just got mine recently. So I have Metroid and Zelda to love.
SixMinutsOfDecay: what should i get
SixMinutsOfDecay: zelda sucks
SixMinutsOfDecay: both of them
Trent In Chains: Blasphemy!
SixMinutsOfDecay: i couldn't believe what they did to that game
Trent In Chains: What? The cartoony visuals?
SixMinutsOfDecay: you want to know something funny, i look EXACTLY like you
SixMinutsOfDecay: it's almost scary
Trent In Chains: Maybe we're twins from different dimensions.
Trent In Chains: What dimension are you in?
SixMinutsOfDecay: i'm not sure yet, what one are you in?
Trent In Chains: The 5th one.
SixMinutsOfDecay: what's the 5th one like
Trent In Chains: It's basically just one really long WWF event.
SixMinutsOfDecay: lol
So to recap: I was talking to my twin from an alternate dimension who I thought was a girl but really turned out to be a dude who thought I was a girl, too. You can't make this kind of stuff up.
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