hasselhoff

When you go out dancing till 4 o'clock and have to wake up for work around 8, you may encounter some difficulty. The best thing to do is to try and show up to your job early. It's guaranteed that you'll spend at least 15 minutes staring blankly at something; get a head start. Avoid anything that requires thinking. Attempts at creativity will fail. Find something to do that's tedious yet routine. It will take you a very long time and that's good. You want to be too busy to talk to people. They'll see immediately that you are merely the husk of a human being.

I need a long vacation but I will gladly accept tomorrow off instead.