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All right, All right, I know you've all been wanting me to fill this stupid thing out. So here goes.


I Never

( ) I've Never Smoked Pot
(x) I've Never Invaded a third world country
( ) I've Never worked for an emotionally disturbed china man
(x) I've Never manipulated market forces so as to gain an unfair monopoly
( ) I've Never Scored with an SG
(x) I've Never gutted a musk ox so that my arctic expedition could use it as a sleeping bag
(x) I've Never won an honest election
( ) I've Never sought gainful employment as an opium merchant
(x) I've Never imagined what it would be like to be president Taft's secret lover.
( ) I've Never Had bad eggs in a Welch hotel and as result had to run from the breakfast table
(x) I've Never Been able to find an oversea route to the riches of India and China
(x) I've Never Killed my a man with my bare hands so as to gain the respect of native tribesmen
( ) I've Never had a published cartoon character named after me.

No pictures of my office yet, but one of the guys did a little montage of the view which is pretty damn nice. It's too wide to post in here so here's a link.

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