I am a hot girl. The picture in my profile? It is very, very sexy and alluring. Everybody, post in my journal and pretend like you care about what i have to say! Cleverly disguise your selfish lust in layer upon layer of wit and charm! I will return the favor by 'leading you on'. I will let you all think i'm sincerely 'looking for' a 'sweet' guy, and i will constantly grumble that nobody 'understands' me. I will allow you to believe that you, possibly, could fill that position. I will relate all my dialogues with a severe personal bias, to make it seem like i'm far more eloquent and reasonable than i actually am. I do this simply to rationalize my own inadequacy, because i cannot bear to think that i am not perfect.
Do you want to have sex with me? Do you stare at my pictures and clap politely, or do you fondle your privates like a savage beast? Do you consider my exhibitionism a form of art? Do you consider yourself sophisticated, an elite critic of the finest pornography, a bold pioneer in the quest to eradicate Victorian ethics? Are you a stoic arbiter or a desperately lonely romantic?
Do you love me? Do i benefit from your virtual company? If my car breaks down, can you give me a ride to the garage? If my boyfriend and i get into a fight, what advice would you give me? Do you know my boyfriend? Is he a person to you, or a character in a play? A foil for my panache and calm; an unreasonable oaf who doesn't deserve me. Not the way you do... Can you offer any insight into a fictional universe sprung entirely from my imagination?
But here is my body! Therefore, confirm my preconceptions! Strengthen my imperfection! And i will protect you from real love; from having to know a real person with faults and foibles and embarassing fashion. Bow to me, the hot girl!
Do you want to have sex with me? Do you stare at my pictures and clap politely, or do you fondle your privates like a savage beast? Do you consider my exhibitionism a form of art? Do you consider yourself sophisticated, an elite critic of the finest pornography, a bold pioneer in the quest to eradicate Victorian ethics? Are you a stoic arbiter or a desperately lonely romantic?
Do you love me? Do i benefit from your virtual company? If my car breaks down, can you give me a ride to the garage? If my boyfriend and i get into a fight, what advice would you give me? Do you know my boyfriend? Is he a person to you, or a character in a play? A foil for my panache and calm; an unreasonable oaf who doesn't deserve me. Not the way you do... Can you offer any insight into a fictional universe sprung entirely from my imagination?
But here is my body! Therefore, confirm my preconceptions! Strengthen my imperfection! And i will protect you from real love; from having to know a real person with faults and foibles and embarassing fashion. Bow to me, the hot girl!
supergp:
Not that you're bitter.
coliwali:
If you show me your tits Ill buy something from your wishlist!