CLEANING TODAY!!!
Oh, how i love to clean. The joy, the serenity. Today, i clean. Screw chicks tonight, man, i gotta CLEAN! I write this little poem:
ODE TO CLEANING
O Cleaning, how i love thee so!
You make the dirty dishes go
And turn them into pretty dishes,
That wish of mine above all wishes!
O Cleaning, how i long for thee;
I'll set the soapy waters free
And turn their foamy fury loose
On stains of grease and apple juice!
O Cleaning, thou art young and fair!
I'd like to see your underwear.
To touch your parts in private places,
To rob you of your social graces!
O Cleaning, thou and i and thou,
We'll make a pair together; how
This whole apartment shall be changd
When once it's muck's been rearrangd!
O Cleaning, i doth worship theen!
I would that all could be this clean.
My quest, henceforth, to clean forever,
That all the world be clean together!
ALSO, may Heaven and Its Shining and Holy Angels smile down upon my roommate, Josh, for turning me onto Martian Sucessor Nadesico as well as The Illuminatus Trilogy and Grand Theft Auto 3. They now consume about 85% of my energy, but i don't mind so much because they each have an end in sight.
I stopped by Intuit yesterday for employment; they're the ones who make Quicken and Turbotax. They want me to come in tomorrow to have this company call me with some mock tech-support inquiries. Should be fun times; i get a practice round, and maybe i'll cuss them out or something equally inappropriate. Start crying, maybe.
And....go!
Oh, how i love to clean. The joy, the serenity. Today, i clean. Screw chicks tonight, man, i gotta CLEAN! I write this little poem:
ODE TO CLEANING
O Cleaning, how i love thee so!
You make the dirty dishes go
And turn them into pretty dishes,
That wish of mine above all wishes!
O Cleaning, how i long for thee;
I'll set the soapy waters free
And turn their foamy fury loose
On stains of grease and apple juice!
O Cleaning, thou art young and fair!
I'd like to see your underwear.
To touch your parts in private places,
To rob you of your social graces!
O Cleaning, thou and i and thou,
We'll make a pair together; how
This whole apartment shall be changd
When once it's muck's been rearrangd!
O Cleaning, i doth worship theen!
I would that all could be this clean.
My quest, henceforth, to clean forever,
That all the world be clean together!
ALSO, may Heaven and Its Shining and Holy Angels smile down upon my roommate, Josh, for turning me onto Martian Sucessor Nadesico as well as The Illuminatus Trilogy and Grand Theft Auto 3. They now consume about 85% of my energy, but i don't mind so much because they each have an end in sight.
I stopped by Intuit yesterday for employment; they're the ones who make Quicken and Turbotax. They want me to come in tomorrow to have this company call me with some mock tech-support inquiries. Should be fun times; i get a practice round, and maybe i'll cuss them out or something equally inappropriate. Start crying, maybe.
And....go!