Talk about a fucked up week in the Pacific Ocean.
Monday- work two buoys in well somewhere, I forget. get home that night at about 11pm, go to bed after some booze, get up at 5am tuesday, go to work
Tuesday- get underway again, work 4 buoys in coos bay and port orford, have to medivac idiot cook that gave himself a concusion the day before and didn't tell anyone about it, 10 hours in the crane booth, go to bed early, no sleep too much caffeine, wish I was drunk and gettin laid.
Wednesday- transiting to another spot to work more buoys, low lube oil presure alarm sounds on #1 main engine, can't figure out why, maybe a governor malfunction, 30 mins later #2 main engine developes turbo leak and have to shut down propulsion, and then emergency anchor in 190 feet of water in rolling seas. bring caterpillar mechanic out to ship. turns out he is a 18 wheeler mechanic for CAT, he can't figure out problem with #1 but might be able to fix #2, (if we had the right parts onboard) but he is getting paid mucho overtime. pull up anchor at 3am after getting #2 (turbo air leak) running. only able to run 1/2 power (7 knots).
Thursday- CAT guy has idea to pull electrical power cable on #1 governor, able to run full power on #1 main engine now in manual mode. control only from engine room. (12 knots now).
Friday-eat breakfast take nap, eat lunch play cribbage, spades, take nap, eat dinner, take nap, anchor outside of colombia river. town lights in sight, wish I was drunk and getting laid, play more cribbage, bed for the night.
Saturday- get up at 545am, pull anchor, wait for tug boat to follow us over the river bar, wish I was drunk, have tug moor us up at our own pier (how embarassing). look for 12,000 dollar part in warehouse, not there, 12,000 dollar part MIA, heads gonna roll. go home and drink slim fast because I am gettin fat and feeling disgusted with belly, side and back fat, jerk off in bed and take nap. gonna go get fucked up at local watering hole later. might go get ink done later, whish I had suicide girls to keep me company.
Monday- work two buoys in well somewhere, I forget. get home that night at about 11pm, go to bed after some booze, get up at 5am tuesday, go to work
Tuesday- get underway again, work 4 buoys in coos bay and port orford, have to medivac idiot cook that gave himself a concusion the day before and didn't tell anyone about it, 10 hours in the crane booth, go to bed early, no sleep too much caffeine, wish I was drunk and gettin laid.
Wednesday- transiting to another spot to work more buoys, low lube oil presure alarm sounds on #1 main engine, can't figure out why, maybe a governor malfunction, 30 mins later #2 main engine developes turbo leak and have to shut down propulsion, and then emergency anchor in 190 feet of water in rolling seas. bring caterpillar mechanic out to ship. turns out he is a 18 wheeler mechanic for CAT, he can't figure out problem with #1 but might be able to fix #2, (if we had the right parts onboard) but he is getting paid mucho overtime. pull up anchor at 3am after getting #2 (turbo air leak) running. only able to run 1/2 power (7 knots).
Thursday- CAT guy has idea to pull electrical power cable on #1 governor, able to run full power on #1 main engine now in manual mode. control only from engine room. (12 knots now).
Friday-eat breakfast take nap, eat lunch play cribbage, spades, take nap, eat dinner, take nap, anchor outside of colombia river. town lights in sight, wish I was drunk and getting laid, play more cribbage, bed for the night.
Saturday- get up at 545am, pull anchor, wait for tug boat to follow us over the river bar, wish I was drunk, have tug moor us up at our own pier (how embarassing). look for 12,000 dollar part in warehouse, not there, 12,000 dollar part MIA, heads gonna roll. go home and drink slim fast because I am gettin fat and feeling disgusted with belly, side and back fat, jerk off in bed and take nap. gonna go get fucked up at local watering hole later. might go get ink done later, whish I had suicide girls to keep me company.
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rockstarinc:
Paris? Come......
rockstarinc:
I am turning into a Redneck. I was wearing my John Deer hat today driving my pickup truck. I am going to Nascar tommorrow. 