harper

Hi. I'm bored. It's gorgeous outside.

I'm on a new mission to domesticate myself. I live at home with my mom (though I sleep at my boyfriend's every night) and she does all the cooking/cleaning/laundry.. all of which I'm pretty clueless about. That sounded dumb. I actually not so much clueless about cleaning as I am lazy.. and I'm not so much clueless about laundry as I am ignorant. I have washed towels and sheets though, I'm scared to wash clothes. I don't want to shrink stuff/turn white stuff pink.. ya know. Cooking though...totally clueless. I'm going to learn though! Tonight I'm going to (attempt to) make Drunken Shepherd's Pie. Mainly so I can drink the leftover Newcastle while doing it. Mmmm..Newcastle.

In other news, I need to stop biting my bicep (upper arm) while doing it. Apparently I bruise easily and it's starting to become unattractive and I look like I'm being abused. I don't know why I felt like sharing that but I just itched my arm in that general area and it hurt. Not only are they ugly bruises, but they are painful bruises. I digress.

Wish me luck in my cooking endeavors. Thnx. Bye.



EDIT: I made it and it was delicious. Now I'm cocky and think I'm the best cook in the world. Also, I started Vyvanse today and I'm a fucking machine.