Oh, I see. Chris is great, and very, very funny and a good friend. I do need an iPod very, very much that's true. But that's alot of money. You should get a camera instead, there are a bunch you can get that aren't so expensive, like the Olympus -mini / Stylus Verve Digital. Check it out.
No, I'm not sure about that ha ha, but I would feel like I owe you and just feel evil for taking your money, they are yours g'damnit. I'll have an iPod someday, hopefully! And about buying stuff, it's never the right time, because everytime you do buy something, a new better product comes along next week, or the prize gets lower, it sucks but that's just how it is. Have a good weekend Mr!
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