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So, kept ya'll wait on this motherfucker eh?
Dead sure you'll all be able to relate, whether you're sick of trying to get a word in edgeways or about to stop reading and talk to yourself about how I'm wrong about what I haven't said yet...

First off, people who finish you're sentence before you've even worked out how you were gonna finish it yourself. And it's even worse when they're totally wrong. Maybe its impatience, maybe its ignorance. Perhaps an annoying combination of the two in some cases. Either way, I've personally taken to taking a deep breath and imagining said person being attacked by a swarm of angry, flesh-eating, toxic wasps. It's a great way to divert any thoughts of face-breaking. Though be prepared to answer why you're suddenly smiling. Because normal people don't have random bouts of happiness, apparently. <Fuck off much>

Also, something that both makes me cry a little inside and laugh out loud- when people explain something to you wrong and then refuse to listen or believe otherwise. I'm thinking of a memorable conversation about deodorant, and how it works by blocking your pores and hence forth stopping you from sweating o.O Well folks, you learn something new every day! <Mumble-mumble>

I'm quite a quiet person... unless you know me well. In which case, good luck trying to stop the bad jokes! Anyway, just because I don't talk much, doesn't mean I'm dumb. I very much DON'T like being treated like I'm stupid- especially by stupid people. (Unless you're name is Sativa Rose, in which case I'm not stupid, I'm English. ((But you're a drummer, so that's okay))-) I don't have time for stupid people. Fuck you.

Arguments.
Arguments are hilarious examples of ignorance and self-perceived righteousness. Just switch on the politics channel and you'll see. I swear, the House of Commons needs to have a boxing ring installed. Two people incessantly yelling at each other, adamant they are right and set in that way. Religion's pretty much the same too... if ya havent' noticed of course... .

Anywhoo, I'm beginning to babble. So I'm off to yell at the dishes to wash themselves.

Harly