Alright, all Super Bowl jabs aside, I think we can all agree that Tom Brady (love him or loathe him) is a helluva athlete. Multiple Super Bowl winner, multiple-time MVP. Very athletic, very strong. All those muscles, those big strong shoulders. That winning smile and those piercing blue eyes that just tell you he's a winner... and everything will be okay. And you just want him to wrap those strong arms around you and you just live there forev....
....no homo