hapworth

Remember when they found E.T. in the ditch and he was all white and crusty? That's the state I'm currently in. Even the red glow has left my tummy. The flowers in the clay pot have all but withered. I expect NASA to be busting through my windows at anytime, so they can start laying out those big hamster habitrails.

As disturbing as the imagery may be, the truth must be known... I was recently found in a ditch still in my ghost costume from halloween. Strewn about me were the makings of what could only be described as a 'space phone'.