And the weirdness continues:
Yesterday - small plane crash lands in the street a few blocks away from my house
Midnight - get a call from an ex asking to start things over
Getting ready for work - searching the house all over for my wallet so I can make a deposit...find wallet, get to the bank and realize...bank card is not in wallet...go home and tear up house to find bank card. Get to bank, street is still crowded from news crews recording the plane incident.
Get to work 40 minutes late
New hot girl asks me when I'm going to get some sleep (was that an offer?
)
Dinner with ex to talk..don't do any talking only to say, hey... I'm not gonna change and neither are you...thanks for dinner!
Finally something soothing to end my evening:
Yesterday - small plane crash lands in the street a few blocks away from my house
Midnight - get a call from an ex asking to start things over
Getting ready for work - searching the house all over for my wallet so I can make a deposit...find wallet, get to the bank and realize...bank card is not in wallet...go home and tear up house to find bank card. Get to bank, street is still crowded from news crews recording the plane incident.
Get to work 40 minutes late
New hot girl asks me when I'm going to get some sleep (was that an offer?
)
Dinner with ex to talk..don't do any talking only to say, hey... I'm not gonna change and neither are you...thanks for dinner!
Finally something soothing to end my evening:
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rockstarinc:
Those were not roofies. It was rat poison I was trying to kill you.
rockstarinc:
It must have been the heroin we shot up earlier that day. I always want a plunger up the ass when I shoot up.