Note to self:
1. Put up the suspension hooks with heavy chains
2. Move the picture of Charles manson from the bedroom to the living room
3. Buy german shepard or black lab
4. Hang upside down cross on front door
Uhm yea, I guess that could work to prevent the next asshole from trying to break into my house. I guess all I can say is, next time aim the screw driver for the door jam instead of the door itself or aim for the door knob if you actually want results.
Any other fun ideas for kicking burglar butt?
1. Put up the suspension hooks with heavy chains
2. Move the picture of Charles manson from the bedroom to the living room
3. Buy german shepard or black lab
4. Hang upside down cross on front door
Uhm yea, I guess that could work to prevent the next asshole from trying to break into my house. I guess all I can say is, next time aim the screw driver for the door jam instead of the door itself or aim for the door knob if you actually want results.
Any other fun ideas for kicking burglar butt?
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guitargeek:
Give your grandmother binoculars and a shotgun.
ruicosta:
hummmmm