I'm planning the contents of my special travel bag that must be inspected by airport security. List of items will be:
1. Supersized vibrator with nubs
2. Roll of bondage tape
3. Plastic gun
4. Mistress outfit (or maybe I should be wearing this when traveling)
5. Large size dog collar - pink with rhinestones
6. Leash
7. 49 flavored condoms (how many will be left when I get my bag back?)
8. Studded paddle
9. Fish hooks
10. Dunce cap
11. Vampire teeth
12. Living dead girl doll
13. Bag of lollipops
Please let me know if you think anything else should be included in this fun kit
1. Supersized vibrator with nubs
2. Roll of bondage tape
3. Plastic gun
4. Mistress outfit (or maybe I should be wearing this when traveling)
5. Large size dog collar - pink with rhinestones
6. Leash
7. 49 flavored condoms (how many will be left when I get my bag back?)
8. Studded paddle
9. Fish hooks
10. Dunce cap
11. Vampire teeth
12. Living dead girl doll
13. Bag of lollipops
Please let me know if you think anything else should be included in this fun kit
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Or if you are feeling silly, various obscence shaped fruits and vegetables, bananas, zuchini, cucumbers.... "Why i'm sorry officer i guess i DID bring some foreign produce with me....tee hee!"
So silly
-Slie