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Did you get that? You better have. There will be a quiz at the end of this post. I'll grade on a curve so don't worry. I'm not sure if I can read it and I just typed it a second ago. I'm thinking all slow like today.
Well, like other members of the human race, I did things yesterday. "What kind of things Jason??" I'm glad you asked little Timmy *pats him on the head*. Now get back in your cage! *kick*
I had the day off yesterday, so I gathered up a friend and we went and did things. Dark and mysterious things....Things I won't get into in this post, they're way to dark and mysterious. Around 6:30 I decided we need to stop doing things, because I had other things that needed to be done. This post is going to talk about those other things. Specifically, the concert I went to with Brian, Sabrina, Danielle, and John.
After shoving a sub down my gullet I zoomed over to Brian's house around 7:30ish. There I proceeded to wait, and play with the dog, and wait, and watch tv, and wait, and talk with my mom on the phone who made fun of the wimpy little bark peanut has, and then I waited. Ok ok, I maybe exaggerating a little bit. Sabrina did tell me John isn't getting off work until 10:00, so I was prepared to wait. After Sabrina's 3 hour shower we were ready to go. Well...almost ready. "I need to go get gas before we head over to John's, teehee".
Aww, I feel bad picking on Sabrina like this. She's always nice to me and here I am being mean. I will say after all that prep time in the bathroom, she was looking good when she emerged *whistles at sabrina*. There, see, I'm nice!
We made it to John's house without much trouble, and then proceeded up to Chicago. After circling the block a few times we found parking and speedwalked our way over to the Metro. The line to get in the show was huge. Luckly for us we already had tickets, so we got to wait in the fast line reserved for awesome people, instead of the line reserved for cold losers.
Eventhough we were a half an hour late to the show we still got to catch some of the opening band. Reverend Glasseye. They were like a mix of folk, vaudeville, and punk, and I was really digging them. I might have to pick up one of their cd's soon. Once they finished their set our mc came out to introduce the next act. Our mc's name was Tomalli and she was dressed like a burlesque dancer. Apparently the part of the show we missed was some sort of burlesque thing with bare boobs involved. *cry* Sabrina was all like, "Meh, just look at yourself in the mirror. Everyone has boobs." Erm, yeah, not even close to being the same. Naked guy = eww. Naked lady = lights shine down from heaven while angels sing. There is a big difference.
Next act was some sort of interpretational dance piece about a lady killing her husband/boyfriend/lover by burying him alive. I didn't pay much attention to it, I was too busy trying to get drunk. By the way, Brian never buys his own drinks. Sure he gave me money, but I was the one that would go to the bar and get the drinks. By the last trip I was having a really hard time not spilling, walking was getting hard to do
. Crown Royal on the rocks, elixir of the drunken gods.
Next up. Dresden Dolls. This show was amazing and I'm totally glad I came and saw them. You can tell they were having fun up there on stage. That drummer dude is a great showman. His stage presence works perfectly in a two person band like that. They did a few songs off their new album that I'm not too familier with. Plus, they did every song I was hoping they'd play off their first album and a cover of War pigs that was fantastic. Great show and I'll definately see them again when they come to town.
We speedwalked back to the car because everyone was crying about being cold like a bunch of little wusses. We zoomed back to John's house, said our goodbyes, and I took Brian and Danielle back to Brian's house. There are some really fast drivers out on the road at that time of the morning. I sped up at one point to keep up with a dude that passed me just to see how fast he was going. I ended up doing 90 and he was still moving a little faster then me!
I dropped the kids off and made it home around 4:30ish. Finally passed out in my bed around 5:00. Woke up this morning around 10 all nice and refreshed. Um, after the room stopped spinning that is. A big breakfast and an aspirin and I'm ready to tackle the day.
My Mom has been mentioning this chair she wants moved out of her room and thrown away. It's too heavy for her and she could use so help getting it out of the house *looks in my direction*. I can do it maw! *flex*. I pick up the chair no problem, bring it through the kitchen to the back door, and try to squeeze it through the door. *scraaaaaaape* That's the sound of the flesh being torn from my arm as it gets snagged on a loose nail in the doorframe. Ouchy. I'm ok, no major arteries were sliced in the incident.
For some reason, I've gone beyond talking about the concert and I'm giving you a play by play of what happened so far today. Don't ask me why. My hands are the ones typing, not me. I rented a bunch of movies an hour or so ago since I'm thinking today is going to be a lazy day. The guy who rang me up looked like that dude from Seinfeld who was the high talker. He even had a high pitched voice. He was kinda short and round and I just wanted to rub that bald head of his and dress him up like a jolly fat budda and stick him on my front lawn. Is that wierd?
Then I came home and posted this. Yay me!
Now for the quiz, whats that say up at the top? You all get C's no matter what. I'm a tough grader. Tough but fair I think.
Imgonnagowatchmoviesnowbyebye!!!
Did you get that? You better have. There will be a quiz at the end of this post. I'll grade on a curve so don't worry. I'm not sure if I can read it and I just typed it a second ago. I'm thinking all slow like today.
Well, like other members of the human race, I did things yesterday. "What kind of things Jason??" I'm glad you asked little Timmy *pats him on the head*. Now get back in your cage! *kick*
I had the day off yesterday, so I gathered up a friend and we went and did things. Dark and mysterious things....Things I won't get into in this post, they're way to dark and mysterious. Around 6:30 I decided we need to stop doing things, because I had other things that needed to be done. This post is going to talk about those other things. Specifically, the concert I went to with Brian, Sabrina, Danielle, and John.
After shoving a sub down my gullet I zoomed over to Brian's house around 7:30ish. There I proceeded to wait, and play with the dog, and wait, and watch tv, and wait, and talk with my mom on the phone who made fun of the wimpy little bark peanut has, and then I waited. Ok ok, I maybe exaggerating a little bit. Sabrina did tell me John isn't getting off work until 10:00, so I was prepared to wait. After Sabrina's 3 hour shower we were ready to go. Well...almost ready. "I need to go get gas before we head over to John's, teehee".
Aww, I feel bad picking on Sabrina like this. She's always nice to me and here I am being mean. I will say after all that prep time in the bathroom, she was looking good when she emerged *whistles at sabrina*. There, see, I'm nice!
We made it to John's house without much trouble, and then proceeded up to Chicago. After circling the block a few times we found parking and speedwalked our way over to the Metro. The line to get in the show was huge. Luckly for us we already had tickets, so we got to wait in the fast line reserved for awesome people, instead of the line reserved for cold losers.
Eventhough we were a half an hour late to the show we still got to catch some of the opening band. Reverend Glasseye. They were like a mix of folk, vaudeville, and punk, and I was really digging them. I might have to pick up one of their cd's soon. Once they finished their set our mc came out to introduce the next act. Our mc's name was Tomalli and she was dressed like a burlesque dancer. Apparently the part of the show we missed was some sort of burlesque thing with bare boobs involved. *cry* Sabrina was all like, "Meh, just look at yourself in the mirror. Everyone has boobs." Erm, yeah, not even close to being the same. Naked guy = eww. Naked lady = lights shine down from heaven while angels sing. There is a big difference.
Next act was some sort of interpretational dance piece about a lady killing her husband/boyfriend/lover by burying him alive. I didn't pay much attention to it, I was too busy trying to get drunk. By the way, Brian never buys his own drinks. Sure he gave me money, but I was the one that would go to the bar and get the drinks. By the last trip I was having a really hard time not spilling, walking was getting hard to do
. Crown Royal on the rocks, elixir of the drunken gods.
Next up. Dresden Dolls. This show was amazing and I'm totally glad I came and saw them. You can tell they were having fun up there on stage. That drummer dude is a great showman. His stage presence works perfectly in a two person band like that. They did a few songs off their new album that I'm not too familier with. Plus, they did every song I was hoping they'd play off their first album and a cover of War pigs that was fantastic. Great show and I'll definately see them again when they come to town.
We speedwalked back to the car because everyone was crying about being cold like a bunch of little wusses. We zoomed back to John's house, said our goodbyes, and I took Brian and Danielle back to Brian's house. There are some really fast drivers out on the road at that time of the morning. I sped up at one point to keep up with a dude that passed me just to see how fast he was going. I ended up doing 90 and he was still moving a little faster then me!
I dropped the kids off and made it home around 4:30ish. Finally passed out in my bed around 5:00. Woke up this morning around 10 all nice and refreshed. Um, after the room stopped spinning that is. A big breakfast and an aspirin and I'm ready to tackle the day.
My Mom has been mentioning this chair she wants moved out of her room and thrown away. It's too heavy for her and she could use so help getting it out of the house *looks in my direction*. I can do it maw! *flex*. I pick up the chair no problem, bring it through the kitchen to the back door, and try to squeeze it through the door. *scraaaaaaape* That's the sound of the flesh being torn from my arm as it gets snagged on a loose nail in the doorframe. Ouchy. I'm ok, no major arteries were sliced in the incident.
For some reason, I've gone beyond talking about the concert and I'm giving you a play by play of what happened so far today. Don't ask me why. My hands are the ones typing, not me. I rented a bunch of movies an hour or so ago since I'm thinking today is going to be a lazy day. The guy who rang me up looked like that dude from Seinfeld who was the high talker. He even had a high pitched voice. He was kinda short and round and I just wanted to rub that bald head of his and dress him up like a jolly fat budda and stick him on my front lawn. Is that wierd?
Then I came home and posted this. Yay me!
Now for the quiz, whats that say up at the top? You all get C's no matter what. I'm a tough grader. Tough but fair I think.
Imgonnagowatchmoviesnowbyebye!!!